POV Your Rage Goddess Didn't Bring U Back So U Had To Crawl Out Urself And Came Back Fundamentally Different

the fact that this was almost entirely accurate with the exception of FIVE pullinh the car over all excited and KLAUS wanting to advance plot. you love to see it.

at this point i don’t even want klaus and five’s visit to the biggest ball of twine to be plot relevant at all. i want them to be roadtripping to somewhere plot relevant and they have to pass through Minnesota to get there and they drive right past it like

Klaus: we have to stop the car. right now

Five: what

Klaus: stop the car

Five: why?

Klaus: big ball of twine

Five: … i’m not stopping the car so you can look at a giant ball of twine

*cuts immediately to the two of them standing right in front of the ball*

Klaus: you know, i really thought it’d be bigger :\

i CANNOT stress ENOUGH that BRENNAN DIDN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THEM ROLL. THIS JUST HAPPENED

kay, ok, one sec, so, haha, kristen applebees, presumably still in Every Woman cosplay — bootcut wranglers gripping her 270lb-leg-press-PB watermelon-crushing thighs, yellow sensible button up reeking of all dairy ever, each finger CHOKED in rings for no reason — and having donned a cowboy hat filled with like 2 gallons of salsa that is intermittently fed from like a sagging midwest trough, calls steel-orb Littledoggy Girlcollar “milady”, reveals that her 3rd god HAS INDEED died, and then attempts to *SPIDER-MAN* A WEB with NO MAGIC after RUBBING SAID SALSA ON HER FACE, catalyzing the most BUCKWILD 5-PLAYER SQUAD LIFT featuring but not limited to fireworks, a 9-foot tall spider, and YEETING kristen TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SCHOOL.

i… *wet cough*, haha, wow! *passes, and not the kind that gets you extra spells*

wow that's tough, hope you find some legal cinema by the time i'm writing this. maybe there's like an app or smth idk. u'd probably have to try a couple servers to see which one works for u tho, hypothetically

Ok Pinterest got me interested in watching Yellowjackets but there's no way I'm paying 20 bucks for a Crave subscription so uh if anyone has any Perfectly Legal Ways To Watch It, pleaseeeee DM me

im not sorry this is how the fandom should be

This blog is still up and running although Fairy Tail has ended, so keep sending in your headcanons/ships/ confessions!

I’m guessing I’m gonna get hate for the meme but whatever It’s worth it

-mod purple

#cottagecore but im aro and DAMN IT just let me live in my cottage alone with my dog i dont wanna share my potions :(((

YOU'RE SO TRUE FOR THIS

sparks

IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME TO NOT LIKE A QUALITY POST BUT YES TRANS MEN ARE MEN AND DONT HAVE TO PROVE SHIT TO ANYONE

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

me walking

Showing how the Knight can jump on every square in chess

now feels like a good time to talk about ragh, possibly the biggest boy at aguefort, crawling over tables because he thinks there’s an earthquake. brennan doesn’t describe anyone else doing this, so we can infer that JUST RAGH decided the floor was lava and did a cat thing on the tables.

rewatching Fantasy High and the degree to which Ragh hates Gorgug at first is so fucking funny

he came outta nowhere just to tackle Gorgug in midair, and also literally crawled across the cafeteria floor during an "earthquake alarm" just to smash the dude's face in, and then crawled back, i love him