now feels like a good time to talk about ragh, possibly the biggest boy at aguefort, crawling over tables because he thinks there’s an earthquake. brennan doesn’t describe anyone else doing this, so we can infer that JUST RAGH decided the floor was lava and did a cat thing on the tables.
rewatching Fantasy High and the degree to which Ragh hates Gorgug at first is so fucking funny
he came outta nowhere just to tackle Gorgug in midair, and also literally crawled across the cafeteria floor during an "earthquake alarm" just to smash the dude's face in, and then crawled back, i love him
thinking about how kipperlilly even knew who riz was or why he was important and - riz was spying on porter and jace when they were investigating the cafeteria to make sure they didn't try to cover it up. even if he didn't spot riz, porter then went to check on the bad kids of whom riz was missing. it wouldn't be suspicious at all for porter to look into the kid who randomly disappeared after the principal died, in fact very sensible to check for his guardian and address to make sure he gets home safe.
maybe he asks someone from his rogue class if she knows anything. mentions that goldenhoard seemed to be very interested about his dad. pretends he's just concerned about a kid with a tough home life witnessing a murder on his first day.
maybe in her little black-and-white mind that means he's getting special treatment. maybe that was what porter intended.
Tagging this with gay fandoms sorry
There's currently a European proposition to ban conversion practice in Europe
If you're European please sigh it
If you're not please reblog
oisin got buff over the summer, the same time he would have gotten a rage crystal
maryann is a barbarian with insane athletics and porter's been teaching her, he might have connected with the high five heroes through her in the first place
kipperlilly didn't want to be called the rat grinders because it gives away some of their secrets but ruben just wanted to fuck with her
the rats that lucy revived were either killed out of spite by the other rat grinders or they were just collateral when porter fought monsters
oisin only started missing ping pong balls after talking to adaine when she said she didn't remember him and talked about how rich she is, maybe because he felt justified then
buddy presumably thought they were actually restoring this goddess even though she was competing with sol and helped anyway
they all genuinely thought lucy was coming back so 'killing' her wasn't ever meant maliciously by the rat grinders
they could have had a suicide pact all planning to take the deal and come back and just lucy didn't follow through
so with the next cleric they didn't give him any warning so he would make a split-second decision to come back to life without necessarily knowing the consequences
the fact that this was almost entirely accurate with the exception of FIVE pullinh the car over all excited and KLAUS wanting to advance plot. you love to see it.
at this point i don’t even want klaus and five’s visit to the biggest ball of twine to be plot relevant at all. i want them to be roadtripping to somewhere plot relevant and they have to pass through Minnesota to get there and they drive right past it like
Klaus: we have to stop the car. right now
Five: what
Klaus: stop the car
Five: why?
Klaus: big ball of twine
Five: … i’m not stopping the car so you can look at a giant ball of twine
*cuts immediately to the two of them standing right in front of the ball*
Klaus: you know, i really thought it’d be bigger :\
Toph: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week
Aang: Why?
Toph: Builds character.
is now a good time to say that alex is PEAK representation of 'gay in theory'??
hear me out, he has very loving and supportive friends and he's comfortable and relatively open with who he is. but we know that he's experienced a lot of homophobia particularly from his parents, and i feel like his trouble expressing his affections with willie really show the impact that had on him.
dont get me wrong, part of it is definitely because of the whole 'willies being blackmailed' thing but it could easily be metaphorical and shit can have double meanings. that hug ?? the way he clearly cares a lot about willie but can't look him in the eyes and admit it even to himself because at that point he has to face the reality of his feelings and show vulnerability with them. it isn't often talked about, but a lot of queer people act very outwardly proud as a preemptive defense mechanism - what you say won't hurt me so dont even bother. because if they show vulnerability then they're letting the prejudice get to them, and they can't do that. hence why alex hesitates from the hug, otherwise comfortable with physical affection but knowing how much this particular hug will mean to him and being scared to face it, particularly in front of the people he loves. because in his experience, the people he loves have been the ones to judge him for it.
its a huge misconception that gay people like to 'show it in your face' that they're gay, and complaining about it is inherently homophobic. but there is some truth that gay people like to call out homophobia before it even comes up, so as to feel some power over it. acting confident and proud is our way of protecting ourselves from a world that has always preyed on our vulnerability.
how fucking long is this guy's torso
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
jonathan is a hermit and recluse that only appears once in a full moon with a full conspiracy board just before the final battle.
just know that max didn't have a letter for jonathan
he deserves better please.
Kidnappers: We have your father
Zuko: My father is in prison??
Kidnappers: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick him up?
Zuko: Oh my gosh, you have my uncle
Kidnappers: I’m going to become a painter
Well fucks? Get to it!