Now Listen. I Have Absolutely No Basis For This. But I Want Him To Date Ragh.

you are cassandra. in the middle of being possessed by the spirit of your vengeful, undead domain and feeling the world split apart with the festering carcass of your ex-lover being restored to grandeur only so she can be devoured completely, someone familiar approaches from the deck of a flying ship in active battle. your vision is warped, you're barely conscious, you don't know how it's possible that you're still alive, the figure blurs further and splits in two. one calls out to you, the same voice that has been reaching out for you all along, the same voice that called out your name the very first time and brought you to life. you ignore her. the other - clothes a little tighter, some subtle makeup, a pair of bicycle shorts patterned with a flag not known to this world. she opens her mouth - her teeth are horrible. 'blimey', she says, and you feel again. you feel something that crushes against your bones and shocks still your rotten heart. something cuts itself loose from your chest and escapes with a virulent tear of pain through your throat. lightning, bright and sharp, gushes from your screaming maw to its true purpose, and then she's gone. it's over. 'blimey', it whispers into the ethos, a memory as much as a promise to the tragedy of a dying star that may die forever. but you feel something else, you remember something or perhaps you are only now recognising it that nothing can be done. something else that lived in that void of space, you think. nothing more than a collection of cells yet, and still the weight pushes you to your knees. two lines on a stick, you reason, perhaps not even a choice to be made at all. surely not a life to be lived, you tell yourself as the memory of possibility dissolves and the void envelops the very space that baby might have occupied.

'blimey', the whispers consume what's left of your aching heart. 'blimey', you echo.

Anyway

Remus: Did you have to stab him?

Sirius: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Remus: What did he say?

Sirius: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Remus:

Lily:

The rest of the Gryffindors:

James: (nodding) That's fair.

rats

clerickiller + babygirl + babygirl2

ivy was too skinny to crop so she gets a 2for1 with glow in the dark oisin .also cheese

frostkettle be upon ye

Being a Yellowjackets fan is weird bc the way I was momentarily FUMING thinking that Tai would just bury Van in that random rug without even taking a bite? Genuine hand-on-heart sigh of relief when she pulled out the knife, that's right girl eat her heart like you should 💞

im so glad nobody's going for this steve/nancy last-second shit - eddie saying it's true love was the most uncomfortable thing that it should have been played as a joke lmao. i get that eddie and robin don't really know about their whole history but they're really acting like jonathan and nancy broke up like wtf they haven't spoken all season

i'm actually really enjoying this season but they are not seriously pushing steve and nancy, are they? steve didn't spend two seasons getting over her just to get back with her now. i didn't watch all the nancy and jonathan storyline for this. no.

IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME TO NOT LIKE A QUALITY POST BUT YES TRANS MEN ARE MEN AND DONT HAVE TO PROVE SHIT TO ANYONE

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

hamsandwich’s x-men au fanart

hetalia fanart inspired by limits by hamsandwich on ao3 because it’s my favourite hetalia au whoops-

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31972273/chapters/79186903