Sirius: I Just Saw Remus Crying In The Library For Five Or Six Minutes And Then His Phone Alarm Went

can't believe you got through all of this without mentioning the fact that the hot ranger lady gives you a demon/god/cat std and her boyfriend's niece also gets it because she drank her blood

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

Being in any fandom:

IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME TO NOT LIKE A QUALITY POST BUT YES TRANS MEN ARE MEN AND DONT HAVE TO PROVE SHIT TO ANYONE

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

POV your rage goddess didn't bring u back so u had to crawl out urself and came back fundamentally different <3

we're really going to get a moment of truth next episode because when freshman year kristen died she went to heaven, but daybreak went to hell. freshman year kristen's only problem was trying to convert people, she was never bigoted or hurt anyone so of course she'd get into heaven. daybreak was a hardcore believer in helio but he was a bigot and a part of a cult plot to bring about the apocalypse, so of course he went to hell.

buddy has had some moments that make him seem evil/bigoted and if he was involved knowingly in the rat grinders plot then he'd be going to hell. helio might suck but he doesn't get to bring whoever he wants into heaven and even if he did he wouldn't bring buddy if he'd been plotting to revive ankarna. but if buddy is actually a good kid? if he had the same beliefs as freshman year kristen, if he thought helio loved everyone and didn't think religion was the basis of morality?

extremely underrated trope is the villain's sacrificial lambs that weren't misunderstood or being kept in the dark or mind-controlled when they were evil but are forced into a redemption arc because the villain betrayed them personally. former villains who only stopped because they failed or were caught. grunts that are discarded and switch sides only because they have no other choice. people who need to be force-fed morality to stay alive on the good team. people who improve but are never absolved. people who wanted to raise hell and only change their mind when they, too, are burned.

gorgug really turning into ragh with mary ann 👀

Sting: *gets down on one knee*

Rogue: Oh my G-d, it's finally happening!

Sting: *ties shoe laces*

Rogue: He's stopped wearing crocs!

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN HAWKINS