Haha
“All you’ve ever wanted was to be feared and rule the world, but every villanous act you do backfires. Steal candy from baby? Poisonous candy, baby saved. Steal the baby? Abusive parents. Threw a woman off the building? Push she needed to unlock her powers of flight, she’s now your sidekick.”
Hahahahahahaha
Au 7# The gag Au where Roy is drunk genius
My humor is awful…anyway after this is Ed is like, fine if you’re so smart Roy, then bring back Al’s body! And drunk Roy is like, fucking easy peasies, grabs a piece of chalk and draws the most ridiculous array on the floor with a stick figure smiling in the middle.
When prompted about the happy stick man Roy is just like, dude…you don’t want Al’s body to come back all sad, do you? He then throws some rubber bands into the circle with a bottle of rum, activates the circle and BAM, theres Al body.
Ed and Al freak out, Hughes is just laughing and Roy just wavers and says, I’m so happy for you guys…now I’m going to go over here and throw up until I die. Meanwhile the truth is sitting there with a bottle of rum and rubber bands, like…what the fuck is going?
OOOOOOOOOO you done meSS UP
A new up and coming hotshot villain has made a terrible mistake. They have taken the local hero’s baby sitter hostage. However it turns out this babysitter also works for quite a few other notable heros and even villains all of which are not at all happy that their sitter has been taken.
the potential for the "i felt that from you" to be a "i felt that for you" was strong
but the writers are fucking cowards
Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
He is so fritanga awesome
Jajajajajaja
For some reason, I wonder what aliens think of sky diving, I like to think like this (H is human) (A is alien)
A: human... I did some research, and I have a question
H: Sure, ask away
A: What is "sky diving"
H: Oh, it's a sport where we get in a plane, fly very high... And jump
A:YOU WHAT!?!
H: We jump, but don't worry, we can land safely
A: oh thank god... So, you use some kind of gravitation device? Or use some technological device to land slowly?
H: Uhhh, not exactly....
A: .... Human... What exactly do you use....
H: ...
A: Human, what... Exactly... Do you use?
H: a backpack with a bunch of fabric... Sometimes silk....
A: ...
H: ...
A: YOU USE CLOTHING, TO STOP YOUR FALL, AFTER JUMPING OFF SEVERAL THOUSAND FEET UP!?
H: Yeah, but it's a different kind of fabric you know...
A: ... Okay, but what do you do if the fabric breaks, or if it gets tangled
H: ... Enjoy the view?
A: ... I still don't know why you aren't extinct
Idk