Rb To Tell Prev They're Being So Brave Right Now And Pat Their Head A Little Please

*gestures vaguely at the Hallowoods*

That's the future the liberals want!!!!!

i will not consume cishet media in any shape or form. you can't make me.

Untitled Poem

May your body bloom with fungi

And may your heart turn cold

May your skull be green with moss

And may your brain grow mold

May your ribcage fill with flowers

And may your flesh infest

May your lungs be home to bugs

And may your soul have rest

@staff

@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

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Loumand argument, you will always be famous.

my favorite bit from the transcripts

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

against the advice of many and to the despair of many more, I have found a new podcast.

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,