cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
I am Nox, God of dreams and nightmares.
:D
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
remember kids
Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs
Me and my bad electric callboy memes against the world
@staff
@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such
"I want to make friends on here in my fandoms!"
where the hell are they I know you exist
"I'm a girl." "I'm a boy."
Okay? I am the throat of delusion incarnate?
Frank Iero needs to re-release "I am going to kill the president of the United States Of America"
Reblog if your url is a representation of who you are
Well then thank you mister
Alxeander J Newall and his strange need to trapp characters voiced by himself in their own house for days on end to survive on peaches.