Emily : Do I Look Nice ?

Reid : Hostage or not, sometimes it's important being held

Rossi : Son you good ?

Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Morgan : ...

Morgan : ..Nevermind, it's my shadow.

Unsub, wanting to mentally torture Reid : One of these glasses of water is poisoned, you have to drink one-

Reid : drinks one without hesitation

Unsub : Wha- How did you know it was the safe one ?!

Reid, visibly sad and disappointed : ..I kinda hoped it wasn't.

Emily, having a rampage : SAY THAT AGAIN-

JJ : Those red flags be heart shaped tho

Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?

Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?

Emily : I'm so upset.

Morgan : Why what happened ?

Emily, raising her index menacingly towards him : Shut the fuck up, fuck you.

Morgan : Okay girl, you stay upset, actually I hope your day gets worse !

Emily : I can't do it. It'd be against my moral code.

Morgan : Your moral code is a damn roulette wheel.

Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.

Emily : I just want someone to take me out

Spencer : Like on a date or with a sniper ?

Emily : Surprise me.

JJ : If you could choose a reincarnation, what would it be ?

Garcia : A dog to still be a walking sun.

Morgan : A mosquito to annoy Emily.

Reid : A rat to disappear.

Hotch : I already used all of my lives with this team.

Emily : A butterfly.

JJ : They only live a few days.

Emily : That's the point.