JJ : If You Could Choose A Reincarnation, What Would It Be ?

Nobody :

Reid, anytime, anyday : I'm uncomfortable with emotions.

Absolutely no one :

Reid : I'm sleep deprived.

Not even a fly :

Reid : I have no idea what to do.

Not. A single. Soul :

Still Reid : Alright, I'm gonna go cry.

The BAU , on fire because of the adults-children

Random agent : You're so chill

Hotch, sipping his coffee : Thanks, I gave up.

Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?

Reid : Get a new PhD.

Therapist : No-

Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.

Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?

Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.

Hotch : Work way too much.

Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.

Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-

Emily : Fake death while getting high.

JJ : Close up and be completely silent.

Therapist :

Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.

Reid : I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more.

Garcia : ...Hun, that's a coma.

Reid : Fancy name for a nap.

Unsub : I ain't talking

Reid, sharpening a knife : We got ways of making people talk

Reid, cuts a piece of cake

Unsub : ..Can I have some ?

Reid : Cake is for talkers only.

Emily : This party kinda suck, lets go

JJ : ...Emily. This is your own funeral.

Morgan : I'm not that stupid

Emily, sounding like a narrator : He was, in fact, that stupid.

Emily : I just want someone to take me out

Spencer : Like on a date or with a sniper ?

Emily : Surprise me.

Rossi : You shouldn't use a straw.

Luke : Yes I know, it's bad for the environment blabla.

Rossi : Mostly yes. But right now, it's because it's siCK TO EAT SPAGHETTI LIKE THAT.

Rossi, finding Reid laying face down on the floor : You okay ?

Reid : I'm depressed

Rossi : Lol me too

Rossi : Wait no, hi depressed, I'm dad.

Rossi : No- What's wrong ??