I Think It Would Be Funny If Diavolo Had Absolutely No Conscience, Like Literally Nothing And Just Makes

I am a proud subscriber of the virgin Diavolo headcannon

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this you?

Hey.

Remember when you called Barbatos your "sinister little coochie nut?"

Well I do. Why'd you do that?

WHAT WOAH I DID THAT??

I sincerely do not remember-

anyway, sorry my lil sinister lil coochie nut

Holy shi-

Happy birthday babygirl wtf save me some 😭😭

Go read the whole chat yourself bbg<3

Ahshhddhhdhddhdudydy yk?

I feel like Barbatos is the type to lie straight to Diavolo's face while knowing full well Diavolo knows he's lying

The demon king and Barbatos are dating behind everyone's back

They were dating before Diavolo was born but had to break up because Dk had to choose between his Barb and his wife, he choose his wife

After she died and Diavolo was born Dk tried to go back to Barbatos but my he wasn't having any of that drama

But despite this Barbatos still kept in contact with him, cause well, even if they aren't fucking they're still really close (Barbatos refused to come to the castle)

The original reason Barb came to the castle was because after eons of cock blocking Dk he finally said yes, then he met Diavolo for the first time (Diavolo still being a child at this point)

After Barbatos became Diavolo's butler Dk was confused and lowkey upset but tried to get with with him like 6 second later, to which Barbatos said no

After seeing the lowkey child neglect that was going on Barbatos decided that they probably could never be a real couple like they once were, I mean, what if they have a baby? Would Dk treat them like shit too? Even if he did, wouldn't that be fucked up for Diavolo to see?

But turns out that no was a fucking lie, cause they did end up dating actually

Anyways that's my fanfic outline, straight from the Google doc

Everytime I close my eyes I can hear Diavolo's laugh echoing in my mind

Birth is such a beautiful thing

mitosis

Can someone explain to me what happened on obey me twitter? I was asleep :(

Thinking about the implications of Barbatos never being a child...

Like this means there's never been a point in his life that he's been able to rely on anyone, never been tought or taken care of?

It makes me think about what his relationship with the demon king would be, like why he was originally at the castle when he and Diavolo met? Was it for business or something more personally

It also makes me really appreciate his connection and trust in Solomon, like Sol is probably the first person Barb has been able to really and truly relax around in a long time and I really love that (not to mention what that says about Solomon, is he smart enough to deceive our little Time Lord or has he genuinely managed to create a connection with him?)

Anyways this is just me finding a roundabout way to say I ship Barbatos x Demon King and I'm really mad that no one else See's what I see