When I Say I Want Luigi To Be "permanently Consentually Kidnapped" By Bowser I Mean I Want Bowser To

Pride month is pretty gay idk

I’m pretty sure all the hype and love over Sun is just the leftover hole in our hearts from foxy not being our perfect good guy baby. We were all so devastated as kids that now that one of our robo “friends” is proven to simply not want to kill us, we make him our good guy baby and all grasp the concept by the ass and never let go

plus Sun is cute

i drawed the guy

"really should've read the fine print my friend"

"Before and after, 20 minute different"

Why are there no Diavolo and Barbatos domestic fluff fics??? Why does every fanfic with them have to be either them doing the horizontal tango or being sadistic evil bastards??? GOD I just want caretaker Barb I just want them to talk to each other and do stupid cute shit I'm so tiered of porn I just want substance fuck- I'm gonna have to write it myself no plea

This cant be that rare of a pairing?? so many ppl agree that Barb raised Dia but no one does anything with it waahhh

Babygirl don't just stand there~ help me hide this body~~<3

I finally made my own design for Sun+Moon instead of stealing one from an artist better than me hahaAHAAA- Aka I gave them one of those cat bells :)

I like the idea of Barbatos being a massive Gossip, like.

The Biggest™️

-and because in recent centuries he's mostly around royal/ important people who he can't go around spreading tea about he just unloads everything he's heard on Diavolo.

No order. Nothing.

Oh, you think Diavolo specifically told Barbatos to spy on everyone and relay information about them to him? Nope! That's just Barbatos being physically incapable of not spilling the tea

I feel like people forget that the type of person that would actually legitimately become a surgeon is the furthest type of person from a normal individual, I'm never surprised when I hear stories of them doing fucked up shit, a normal surgeon is as rare as a dog that meows

I could swear I remember a nightmare news story ages ago where a surgeon just got so frustrated that he threw a little temper tantrum in the middle of a procedure and deliberately obliterated a whole organ or bone or whatever he was working on before storming off. Does anyone remember this and what it was or what happened after that