Eli Vanto Wakes Up And Wonders What The Fuck Thrawn Is Gonna Get Them Court-martialled For This Time

Miss Uhura, your last sub-space log contained an error in the frequencies column.

To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

(surely this has already been done, but i could not find it, so i had to make sure it existed. -dathomirdumpsterfire)

Just need to take a moment to appreciate Sting. I've loved him since I was a young child, and I still love him now--can't believe he's still in the ring, looking as strong as he is! As the fans chant to the rafters, "You still got it!!!"

leave the man alone🙏

Darth Maul and Eddie Brock/Venom would be smack dab in the middle.

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

Hux: Is that your granddad’s coat?

These are perfection; tag yourself! I'm Illuminaughty!

I’m never recovering from these wtf alex. Also what is the United Nightmare Syndicate inc. (????) is it like an actual company or is it some sort of reference to the book (????)) HELP!!!