Just Need To Take A Moment To Appreciate Sting. I've Loved Him Since I Was A Young Child, And I Still

*mendelssohn’s wedding march playing*

Darth Maul and Eddie Brock/Venom would be smack dab in the middle.

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

*breaks into askbox*

ahsoka S2 is in great need to present Eli Vanto my man alongside with Ahsoka and Ghost fam. now this is totally important like top priority important.

i saw that ask and i just have to say this

thank you for coming to my TED talk

*dramatic exit*

the amazingness of your ted talk makes up for the breaking and entering

(commission info // kofi support!)

*breaks into askbox*

ahsoka S2 is in great need to present Eli Vanto my man alongside with Ahsoka and Ghost fam. now this is totally important like top priority important.

i saw that ask and i just have to say this

thank you for coming to my TED talk

*dramatic exit*

the amazingness of your ted talk makes up for the breaking and entering

(commission info // kofi support!)

Derailment of thought--defined by Cambridge.org as "a pattern of spontaneous speech in which the ideas slip off the track onto another one that is clearly but obliquely related..."

Defined by me as a the thought pattern that singlehandedly ruined*** both Tommy Taffy and Taylor Swift when the "Anti-Hero" video dropped.

Observe:

Now try to tell me that's not how "Third Parent" went.

***(By "ruined" I mean "improved.")

(surely this has already been done, but i could not find it, so i had to make sure it existed. -dathomirdumpsterfire)

accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

more

Very much the vibes for a character in my novel; thank you, clever person who compiled these.

KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.

silas denver melvin // ethel cain // george bataille // blythe baird // margaret atwood // nicole homer // emily palermo.

outsmarted again