Outsmarted Again

Outsmarted Again
Outsmarted Again
Outsmarted Again

outsmarted again

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1 year ago

*breaks into askbox*

ahsoka S2 is in great need to present Eli Vanto my man alongside with Ahsoka and Ghost fam. now this is totally important like top priority important.

i saw that ask and i just have to say this

thank you for coming to my TED talk

*dramatic exit*

the amazingness of your ted talk makes up for the breaking and entering

Sabine, next to Ahsoka: But you don't know about our ultimate weapon. 
Thrawn, over videocall: What could you possibly have to defea--
Sabine: [showing off dilf eli vanto]
Thrawn: gasp -- good day L--
Eli, angry: Oh no I see how it is. You get out of exile and you go invade the galaxy instead of coming to see me. Wow. Just wow
Thrawn: wait babe it's not like that--
Eli: You have a LOT of explaining to do mister 
[Sabine & Ahsoka looking smug.] GALAXY: SAVED

(commission info // kofi support!)

1 year ago

Me, an incorrugible monster fucker: OK, this villain's a triangle for Pete's sake, at least he won't push any of my buttons.

Bill Cipher within about 2 seconds:

Me, An Incorrugible Monster Fucker: OK, This Villain's A Triangle For Pete's Sake, At Least He Won't
1 year ago

Symbrock

9am - Monday

Co-worker: Did you hear they're making Venom 3?

Me: Oh hell yeah! I hope there's a sex scene...

2nd co-worker: Hmm yes him and Anne have such great chemistry.

Me: No. No...I mean between Eddie and Venom.

Co-Workers: *extreme discomfort*

Me:

Me:

Me: Well I'll be getting home now

9am - Monday

#tentacles are so useful though

9 months ago
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.
Miss Uhura, Your Last Sub-space Log Contained An Error In The Frequencies Column.

Miss Uhura, your last sub-space log contained an error in the frequencies column.


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1 year ago

Very much the vibes for a character in my novel; thank you, clever person who compiled these.

KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.
KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.
KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.
KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.
KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.
KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.
KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.
KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.

KILL ME IF IT'S WORTH IT; ON FLESH.

silas denver melvin // ethel cain // george bataille // blythe baird // margaret atwood // nicole homer // emily palermo.

1 year ago
Look What The Cat Dragged In.

Look what the cat dragged in.

1 year ago
(surely This Has Already Been Done, But I Could Not Find It, So I Had To Make Sure It Existed. -dathomirdumpsterfire)

(surely this has already been done, but i could not find it, so i had to make sure it existed. -dathomirdumpsterfire)

1 year ago

And just like that, it's the end of an Era.

There will never be another Sting. But there were many inspired by him. I was sobbing by the end of this--partly in mourning, yes, but also in relief and gratitude. Relief that Sting got to go out as he wanted; not abruptly on an injury. Gratitude that he got to go out as he deserved--with a match that was emotional, exhilarating, nostalgic, and utterly bonkers! And finally, gratitude that Sting put it all out there for us, his little Stingers who grew up with him, and who needed this chance to say goodbye.

And Just Like That, It's The End Of An Era.

From the bottom of my heart:

Thank you AEW.

Thank you Young Bucks.

Thank you Darby Allin.

And most of all,

THANK YOU STING!


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10 months ago

*breaks into askbox*

ahsoka S2 is in great need to present Eli Vanto my man alongside with Ahsoka and Ghost fam. now this is totally important like top priority important.

i saw that ask and i just have to say this

thank you for coming to my TED talk

*dramatic exit*

the amazingness of your ted talk makes up for the breaking and entering

Sabine, next to Ahsoka: But you don't know about our ultimate weapon. 
Thrawn, over videocall: What could you possibly have to defea--
Sabine: [showing off dilf eli vanto]
Thrawn: gasp -- good day L--
Eli, angry: Oh no I see how it is. You get out of exile and you go invade the galaxy instead of coming to see me. Wow. Just wow
Thrawn: wait babe it's not like that--
Eli: You have a LOT of explaining to do mister 
[Sabine & Ahsoka looking smug.] GALAXY: SAVED

(commission info // kofi support!)


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comrade-sir - Mostly Monsters and Messes
Mostly Monsters and Messes

Two things entertain me above all others: monsters (creatures, cryptids, etc) and characters who seem to be holding together but are a roiling trash fire on the inside. Monsters who are also trash fires are what I write. I don't get it either.

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