I Think They Should Make That Pre-storm Smell Into A Drug And Let Me Snort It. Or Let Me Scatter It In

BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK-

The biggest crime in botw/totk is that you couldn't pet the dogs.

My quote of the day:

“I'm gonna give you backshots as a compensation prize for everything you've lost in life."

I love how I talk to my best friend-

Me after catching a mouse with my bare hands at the ripe age of 12:

Hand in mouse-bitten hand

Arcane 9/11 be like: "MR COUNCILOR, THEY HIT THE HEXAGON"

I GOT SO SCARED THIS WAS REAL FOR A MOMENT BEFORE READING THE USER

Weird Al died.

Gonna start referring to periods like that

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

Sometimes, I think about horses.

That's it, that's the post, I just like horses

Elaborate, if you will-

Just realized the ultimate flex on the planet Arrakis would be a bowl of rice

Just remembered when I was a child I found a christian webpage arguing that hydrothermal tube worms support the existence of hell because of something in the bible about hell having demonic worms in it that eat your soul and I wrote a lengthy angry email about how tube worms can't be connected to evil because they are beautiful gentle beings who cannot hurt anything and just sway peacefully forever sustained by the vent itself, the most innocent creature there coupd ever be.

They never responded to me so obviously I hope they DIED. fucking bastards !!!! 😡😡😡