There Are Many Reasons I'm Going To Hell, But By Far The Worst Is The Fact That I Was Involved With A

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

Watching your best friend interact with their crush who definitely likes them back is sometimes torturous-

I SWEAR I'M GONNA STAB MYSELF IN THE BALLS IF ONE OF Y'ALL DOESN'T MAKE A MOVE

I love him, he haunts my internet

Anyone else adore le poison Steve?

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

Thank you, Instagram

fucked up in the crib playing five nights at freddys at the Jefferson memorial

we've done it again folks

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.