Words Cannot Express How Much I Despise The Chill Guy Meme. I Have No Reasoning For It, It Has Done Me

I love him, he haunts my internet

Anyone else adore le poison Steve?

I spend most of my day being the stupidest motherfucker alive, and then I remember that I am somehow almost legally allowed to fly a plane. Like, who's decision was that? Who thought that was a good idea???

Not complaining, I like flying, but I have a feeling this is gonna result in a national tragedy.

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

Look, certain things were not meant to be eaten, I understand that, okay? But, really, surely, just one bite wouldn't hurt....

OH MY HEART

Baby’s first steps!

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

I feel like a sleeper agent. Sleeper for what? WHO KNOWS! Someone's gonna say the word 'mango' or something and I'm either going to blow up a building or make the fastest white boy chicken quesadilla ever seen

I AM GOING TO START SOBBING, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????

TOTK - Eternal (part 1)

part 2 here

I cannot keep macaranaing through this