I Spend Most Of My Day Being The Stupidest Motherfucker Alive, And Then I Remember That I Am Somehow

Sometimes, I think about horses.

That's it, that's the post, I just like horses

I ate them all :)

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter

ALL HAIL!!!

Shresus (Shrimp Jesus) has brought me salvation

If you sat under someone's bed and played Roxanne by The Police so faintly they thought they were imagining it, how long do you think it would take them to go insane? Asking for a friend

This is absolutely fucking amazing- Like, I would wanna see a Zelda movie animated in this style

i have new emotional support

....that might actually be the worst insult I ever received. You've earned my respect.

Still murdering the chill guy though-

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

Happy BOTW day!

forgot botw re;ased today i kinda forget what day im living sometimes so uhuhu here extra post

Gonna start referring to periods like that

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!