The Second Version Of The Pie Is Brown Eyes. I Put Some Of The Filling On The Jam And Added It To The

Don’t care what anyone says. To me, Echo would kill for his little rats (he calls the Batch his little Rats, obvi)

POV: Tech and Hamlock are fighting for the soul of the Cross

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Or something like that, here at your discretion

Yes, he will move away from such news in series three or four. His little social brother, with the boring mode enabled in the 25/8 format, managed to get a ✨HoT GiRlFrEnD✨.

Forget about crosshair learning about Tech dying, forget about seeing the first scene of the crew reuniting. I need a scene where Crosshair learns that Tech of all people was able to swoon a pirate. His reaction would be legendary.

And what did you expect from the series called The Dad Batch?

He called him Omega's Dad.

He called him Omega's Dad.

He called him Omega's Dad.

He called him Omega's Dad.

I want more

What is there a cinnamon bun that won the heart of a beautiful fighting girl with whom he never had a kiss, what is there.

Same energy....

The two-year anniversary of his death will be at least three to four days away. Tech, I dedicate this to you. A pie codenamed "Brown Eyes".

Dough:

Mix 400-450 grams of flour with 7 grams of yeast and one teaspoon of salt;

Melt 95 grams of butter over low heat;

Heat the milk (250 milliliters) in the microwave for a minute or one and a half;

Add one chicken egg together with butter to one container with milk and stir;

Add to the dry ingredients;

Mix until smooth and leave for an hour under a cloth.;

Melt a few small pieces (56 grams) oil on low heat;

Sprinkle the work surface with flour;

Cut the dough into two pieces in a ratio of about 60:40;

We roll out the first piece with a rolling pin;

We lubricate the baking sheet with oil and put the dough on it;

Add the apples and sprinkle them with cinnamon and vanilla sugar.;

Add one sliced orange, three sliced bananas and forty grams of raisins;

Roll out the second piece of dough and put it on top;

We lubricate the top with oil and send it to the oven for forty minutes at 200 degrees Celsius.

I associate all these ingredients with Tech in one way or another. Cinnamon, because he's a cinnamon bun. Apples, because apple pie is generally good with cinnamon and many add it to charlotte. Raisins are generally rich in B vitamins, lowers blood pressure, strengthens the heart, improves sleep, supports healthy sleep, gives a boost of energy, and I think Tech loved these kinds of dried fruits. Bananas and oranges are tropical fruits, and I think it's understandable why I decided to add them to a pie named after Brown Eyes.

If there were more tropical fruits with cinnamon and apples, the name would be TechPhee.

In memory of our boy, I think we can experiment. Since it's a little late at the moment, I'll share my impressions of this culinary experiment tomorrow.

Rest in peace, Brown Eyes!

What the technique has come to, we will find out the character from the buns😂

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

AU, in which the Tech turned out to be alive, it's just that all this time he was hiding from the Empire in some backwater.

Tech: I'm back!

Phee: *hugs and kisses him* Don't do that anymore, brown eyes!

Crosshair: WAIT, DID HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALL THIS TIME?

Omega: Did I mention that?

I'm inclined to think that he didn't have a very pleasant experience interacting with girls. Maybe they weren't interested in him or something. Having no other outcome of trying to start a conversation with the opposite sex, Tech just stopped trying to do something about it and resigned himself. Moreover, our bun has a lack of experience interacting with them and he simply did not know how to react to flirting from Phee because she is the first girl who was not just interesting to him, but who showed the same interest in him. It is possible that after the girl's first attempts to flirt with him, Tech began to look for information on interacting with girls and so on.

I find this scene interesting in that, even though Tech reacted very awkwardly when Phee approached to say goodbye, the fact that he was standing outside the ship all alone with his datapad (for no logical reason whatsoever) makes me think that he hoped she would come to say goodbye. And that when she actually did, he froze up.

This joke suggests itself, after Omega said that Rex is from the first generation