Cingedash - Photosynthesis > Sleep

I think it’s funny how celebrities moving from Twitter to Tumblr gain nothing here.

Like, settle in to be just some guy. No one cares. You are just as much tumblrina as the rest of us now.

Yeah, you might be famous, but you’re not tumblr famous. Yeah, you won an Oscar but you’ll never be as beloved as Blorbo from my shows. We will never freak out about you answering our ask as we will freak out over our ship still not being canon. We care more about hot takes than follower counts here. We are so unmarketable, there is no good PR on our hellsite /aff.

We only wanna see cool shoelaces that’s it.

people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.

My tags are specifically for my mad rambling

how come people only like ur things instead of reblogging

theyre sick fucks. we should kill them

just like me fr

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

guys the gougar let the horse of of the plinko

Why is this heat so hot 😩

No cause Percy is like aggressively American, but I refuse to believe that Will doesn’t have at least a faint Australian accent

do british pjo fans give the characters accents?? percy’s comebacks r abt to sound like “oi that’s bloody mingin awright”