Cingedash - Photosynthesis > Sleep

i enter the Petco and bang my scepter on the floor, loudly declaring "BEASTKEEPERS, SHOW ME YOUR MOST TRANSGENDER ANIMAL". an employee sheepishly directs me to the mealworms

just another reminder for those who were still wondering - the part where the horse and human bodies meet is called the epicentaur

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

just like me fr

part of the aroace experience is seeing other people have their lives completely wrecked over sex and romantic love and being like lol y'all are wild couldn't be me though. and then you go and completely wreck your own life instead

the aro urge to call ppl "my love" or "my beloved" or "the love of my life" but in a very uniquely aro way

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

10 year old me was like when wings sprout from my spine then you’ll see.. you’ll all see…

if the pjo television show had any guts they would've cast rick riordan in all the roles and put him in different wigs

My ex took my orb when we broke up. She never even scried with it, so I think she’s just using it to put under her dress and pretend to be pregnant so she gets better seats on the bus and subway. That was the same thing I was gonna do, but it’s not fair