First Friend

Throwback to the time my poor German teacher had to explain the concept of formal and informal pronouns to a class full of Australians and everyone was scandalised and loudly complained “why can’t I treat everyone the same?” “I don’t want to be a Sie!” “but being friendly is respectful!” “wouldn’t using ‘du’ just show I like them?” until one guy conceded “I suppose maybe I’d use Sie with someone like the prime minister, if he weren’t such a cunt” and my teacher ended up with her head in her hands saying “you are all banned from using du until I can trust you”

You, Me, Every lifetime.

You can’t tell me there isn’t a Knowles shrine in the house after B and S’s new albums. Bitty and Ransom are ardent followers.

the real reason people make wishes at 11:11 is because it’s scott mccall’s jersey number twice

one of my favorite phrases is ‘that’s a problem for future me’ because it combines two of my favorite things, mild humor and intense, panic inducing procrastination 

inktober #10

GOTTA DRAW MORE CHECK, PLEASE

my favorite freshman frog, Chowder

a small harry warm up sketch