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Cuddly Comfort

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--Don't be sad, Mal! Your boyfriends here!--

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|Lee - Mal -- Ler - Vito|

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Ships Included - Mal x Vito

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<My AU plz be respectful:)>

It's been about a month since Mike let Mal stay, and three weeks since Vito and him got together. But guilt was still eating up at him. What he's done... what he tried... it all just felt wrong for a second chance! He didn't deserve it... but he didn't wanna disappear again. People were still on edge... meaning Chester and Svetlana, and other people that weren't alters. Zoey and Cameron... though he had Manitoba, Vito, and Mike. He was grateful for that, but... did he really deserve this? Mal was sitting on his bed in his castle, hugging his knees and looking down, not hearing the footsteps coming up the stairs

"Mally Pie! Do you wanna jo--" Vito came up the stairs and saw Mal in that state. Miele? (Honey) What's wrong?" Vito walked over to Mal, sitting next to him. "...Do I deserve this?" "What?" "Do I deserve a second chance? I mean... I did so many horrible things... to Mike, you, others, I--... I don't think I should've even been offered one!" Mal hugged his knees tighter, burying his face in his knees. Vito frowned, obvious concern in his eyes. "Mal... don't think like that. We forgive you--" "HALF of you do!" Mal interrupted, snapping his head up at Vito. "There's still Cameron, Zoey, Chester, SVETLANA?! I feel so useless and horrible! I'm an awful person!!" Mal held onto his head with his hands, his voice cracking slightly. "Hey... no, they just need time to forgive you. It's okay." Vito scooted closer, wrapping his arm around Mal's shoulders, pulling him closer. "You deserve the second chance, dolcezza (sweetie)." "But--" "No. No buts. It's okay." He rubbed Mal's back. Mal sighed shakily and rested his head on Vito's shoulder. "I-I'm sorry..." "Hey hey... it's okay, don't cry..." Vito hugged his lover, Mal letting tears fall, crying silently into Vito's shoulder. "It's okay, Mal... everything will be okay..."

After a minute or three, Mal calmed down and wiped his tears away. "Sorry..." Mal mumbled as Vito rested Mal's head onto his chest, Mal wrapping his arms around Vito. "Don't be sorry, Mal. You don't need to be." Vito reassured, rubbing his boyfriends back. "Come on... don't be so sad, my dear..." Vito gently traced his fingers down Mal's side. "Pff-- w-wahait... Vihi... noho..." Mal giggled darkly yet softly, burying his face in Vito's chest. "What? You know you like it, Mal..." "It's chihildish..." "Don't give me that BS, my ticklish pie~" "Vihi!" Mal giggled, squeaks slipping out. "Yes, Mal?" Vito said in a soft tone, now slowly yet lightly spidering up and down ribs and sides. "N-Noho pet nahahames!" Vito chuckled and kissed Mal's head, his hands tracing up and down Mal's back. "Ehehe-- nohohoho...!" Mal giggled, clinging to Vito tighter. "Do you feel better?" "Noho!" "It just hasn't kicked in yet~" Vito then gently took Mal's hand, scittering his fingers along Mal's fingers and palms. "Aha! Wahait, noho! *squeak* stohop swihitching spohohohots!" Mal squeaked, hiding his flushed face in Vito's chest. "Oh, I can't switch spots you say?~" Vito then just gently tickled Mal's sides "Oho noho!-- B-Bahabe plehease! *hic*" "Awh, was that a little hiccup? Ahawh! You're so cute!" Mal's giggles went up a notch "Nohohohoho! Dohohon't mention ihihit!" He squeaked as Vito just chuckled. "Laaaaast time... do you feel better?" "Noho!" "No? Now I think you just WANNA be tickled tickled tickled~" "Bahahabe! Nohohohoho!!" Mal's face flushed more. "Is someone getting embarrassed by a word? Yeah? Little tickles? Little tickle tickle?" "Ahaha! No! Nohot thahat!" Mal snorted, burying his face in his lovers chest once more. "Well... I guess we have to go up a notch, Mally Pie!"

"PFF-- BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! NOHOHOHO-- NOT THEHEHEHERE!! ANYWHERE BUT THEHEHEHEHEHEHEHERE!! *squeal*" Mal squealed and kicked his feet, trapping Vito's hands in his underarms. "You goofball, now I can't move them! Guess I have no choice but to tickle tickle tickle tickle tick-le you!!" Vito teased, continuing to wiggle his fingers. "NOHOHOHOHOHOHO-- I CAHAHAHAHA-- VIHIHIHIHIHIHITO!!" "Well I'm stuck! All I can do is tickle you~" "STOOOOHOHOHOHOP SAHAHAHAYING THAHAHAHAT!!" "What? Tickle?" "BIHIHIHITCH--" "That's not nice!" "YOHOHOHOHOHOU'RE NOT NIHIHIHIHIHIHICE!! *squeal* VIHIHIHIHITO!!" Vito chuckled "Feel better dammit!" "PLEHEHEHEHEASE--" "If you say so..." Vito lied Mal on his back and lifted up his shirt slightly.

"Noho-- Vi plehease-- dooooo-- WOOOOAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Mal burst out into laughter when Vito blew a raspberry on his stomach before going back up to his underarms. "Tickle Tickle my upset baby!" "NO-- NOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!!" "Do you feel better?" "YES!! YEHEHEHEHEHEHES!! I FEHEHEHEHEHEEL GREEHEHEHEHEHEHEAT!! *hic*" Mal had tears poke out from the corners of his eyes. Vito stopped and just lied next to his breathless boyfriend. "You-- ehehevil bahastard... ahaha..." Vito chuckled and rubbed his boyfriends belly. "You feel better, no?" Mal just nodded, recovering. "Wanna get some ice cream? That's the reason I came up here, anyway..." "Mhm..." Vito got up and helped Mal onto his feet, holding his hand.

"You know I adore you..."

"I love you more, Vi..♡"

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Attack, Asshole!

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--Suction Cup Man got absolutely assaulted TWICE!! Time for a little... revenge~--

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|Lee - Guy Business -- Ler - Suction Cup Man|

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FT - Gina & Penny

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Suction Cup Man was in his little hut, snuggled up with his suction cups, pouting. Why was he pouting? Because he got absolutely DESTROYED by a guy that sells PLUNGERS!! And that's bullshit in his book! He also got sued by the man... but that's besides the point!! He almost sunk into his suction cups until he shot up and (accidentally) tumbled down over to his computer. "Ow..." he muttered before crawling back up and going on "Booble" and searching up; "Revenge Ideas On Business Guys" as he (surprisingly) got results.

Guy Business was happily reading papers in his office with the window open, then all of a sudden an egg got shot at him and hit him on the side of the face. "Ow! The fu--" he dodged another egg before storming to the window, looking down. "I HATE YOUUUUU!!" he heard a faint yet familiar, voice say. He knew exactly who this was. "Oldest trick in the book, asshole!" he called out before slamming his window shut. Suction Cup Man huffed before slamming the carton of eggs down to the floor, hearing them crack with a little thud. "I need new strategies..."

Again, after at least an hour, Guy Business was walking back to his office after a talk with Penny. He was walking until a fucking metal ball got thrown it front of him, making a hole/crack in the wall and a very loud crash from the window it came from. "Oh my... what the actual FUCK?!" Guy Business ran over to his broken window and looked down yet again. "HOPEFULLY THAT HIT YOU!!!!" he heard Suction Cup Mans voice faintly say. "WHAT THE HELL MAN?! ARE YOU INSANE?!" Guy Business called out, with a hint of concern in his voice. "YES!!" Suction Cup Man answered with pride. "THE FU... I'M CALLING THE COPS!!!" Guy Business announced, running over to his office. Suction Cup Man just booked it after Business Dummy said that.

It's been 3 hours since Guy Business's window got fucking demolished by a god damn metal ball. Guy Business was back at his office once the window got fixed/replaced. Then, he heard a SPLAT from outside his window. He looked over and saw blue, purple, and white paint splattered all over his window. He groaned and walked over to the window next to it and opened it. "Give it up!! What your doing is USELESS!!--" Guy Business's voice pitched as he closed his window quickly once paint shot out at him. Suction Cup Man scoffed and stormed off. 'I need Gina's help...' he thought before running off to his friends store

"GINA!!" Suction Cup Man yelled, busting open the door making Gina jump. "WAHH-- What?!" Gina dropped her magazine out of shock and looked over at her friend. "I need heeeeeheeelp...!" he whined, fumbling over to her counter as he banged his head/face on it. "What happened?" Gina sighed and patted his head softly. "All my plans fucking failed!! Nothing affects the dummy in ANY way!" he leaned over the counter to hug her and whine into her shoulder. Gina sighed and rubbed his back soothingly. "There there... what did he do to you again??" she asked, looking down at him. "He... ughhhh... the... flutter thingy..." Suction Cup Man lifted himself up and sat on the counter. "Ah. Hmm... then why don't you just do it back??" she suggested with a shrug. Suction Cup Man blinked and looked down for a moment. "Ooh... that... that isn't such a bad idea! Thanks Ginny!" he hopped over the counter and darted for the door as he heard Gina groan in annoyance. "Stop calling me that!" she called back as she a very faint "Never!" call back to her. She only shook her head and chuckled in response.

Guy Business just got back from a talk with the cleaners and was walking back to his office yet again. He opened the door and nearly jumped out his skin when he was met with a Suction Cup Man standing in front of his desk with a huge ass smile. "Heya Business Dummy!!" he waved at the flabbergasted businessman. "What the-- how did you get in here?!" "Aaah, I used the front door--" Suction Cup Man said sarcastically, waving his hands in front of his face. "What do you think, DUMBASS?!" he pointed to the open window with suction cups outside, sticking to the window(s). All he got in response was a scoff. "Whatever! What do you want?! You've been pestering me all day!" Guy Business pinched the bridge of his nose, looking up at his snickering frenemy. "Just come here... just a little... hmm... apology, let's say~" Suction Cup Man said in a slight teasy and friendly tone. Guy Business blinked and raised an eyebrow. "Do I have a choice?..." he questioned with annoyance. "Nope!" "Of course..." he sighed and dragged himself in front of the (slightly) shorter one.

"Wha--" before the tired guy could even finish, Suction Cup Mans hands shot up to Guy Business's underarms, wiggling his fingers and making the older one jump and burst out into little giggles "Pff-- hehehehe! H-Hehehey! Wh-What gihihives?! Ehehehe!" "Revenge gives, duh!" Suction Cup Man chuckled, moving his hand down to softly poke Guy Business's sides. "Shihihihihhit!! S-Suhuhuhuction Cup Mahahahahahahahan!!" he squeaked and tried to pry his hands off. "Yessssss?~" Suction Cup Man answered in a teasy sing-songy way. "D-Dohohon't speak like thaaaahahahahahahahahat! *snort*" "Pff-- hah! Look at that. You can snort as well!" "Sh-Shut uhuhuhup! Ahehehehehe!" Guy Business blushed a little from the stupid teasing. "Aww, is that little blush I see?~" Suction Cup Man teased, moving his hand to Guy Business's stomach, tracing little shapes. "NohohohOHOHOHOHO-- IhihihiHIHIHIT ihihihisn't!! Ehehehehehe!!" Guy Business tried his best to push himself away from Suction Cup Man, or to push Suction Cup Man away from h i m. "WhahahaHAHAHAT is this, eheheheven fohohohohor?!" "You REALLY don't know??" Suction Cup Man asked in a bit of disbelief. "NOHOHOHOHO?" Guy Business shrugged a little, well, the best he could. "Damn... you really are a dummy." Suction Cup Man then dug his fingers in between Guy Business's ribs "SHIHIHIHIHIT-- W-WAAHAHAHAHAHIT!!--" Now that caught Suction Cup Man's attention "Ooh! Did I find a sensitive spot?" Suction Cup Man giggled before spidering up and down Guy Business's ribs. "NOHOHOHOHOHO-- F-FUCKIN' STOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP!! *squeal*" "You tickled me twice, asshole!" Suction Cup Man rolled his eyes "THIHIHIHIS IS WHAHAHAHAT ITS FOHOHOHOHOHOR?! Y-YOU'RE SO DUHUHUHUHUHUMB!!" Guy Business snorted and squealed as Suction Cup Man gasped "That's offensive! I would never say that to you!" "LIAR!!" Suction Cup Man just chuckled.

Then, the door came in "Hey, sir, have you--" Penny walked in before looking at Suction Cup Man and her boss "Hi Penny! Do you know where his like... M O S T sensitive spot is at all? You worked for him for a while, right?" Suction Cup Man asked innocently, fluttering his eyes. "DOHOHOHOHON'T YOU TEHEHEHEHELL HIM!!" Guy Business managed to laugh out before squealing after Suction Cup Man squeezed his ribs. "Hush you!" Penny just stood there and sighed. "Honestly... boss, you got on my nerves with that stupid meeting. So, here. Try his knees and palms." Penny said, crossing her arms. "Ah! Thanks, Penny!" Suction Cup Man's hand went under Guy Business's leg, earning a squeal out of him. "No problem!" Penny waved goodbye and shut the door behind her as she left. "YOU BIHIHIHITCH-- GEHEHEHET BACK HEHEHERE-- OHOHOHOHOHO NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Tears pricked out from Guy Business's eye coners. "Oh yeah? No? You don't like this?~" "SHIHIHIHIHT!! SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUHUP!!" Guy Business didn't know exactly what to do or say. His mind was cluttered up with fuzzy feels and flustering bullshit. "Hmm... no, I don't think I will. Besides, you've earned this, Mr. Billionaire!" Suction Cup Man grinned, grabbing Guy Business's hand and scittering his fingers on his palm. "SHIT!! SHIT SHIT SHIHIHIHIHIT!! CUHUHUHUHUP MAHAHAHAHAN!!" "What's the matter, dum-dum?" "OKAY!!-- OKAY OHOHOHOHOKAY!!! I'M SORRY I'M FUCKIN' SOHOHOHOHOHOHORRYEHEHEHEHRHE!! JUST PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP!! *snort* AH SHIHIHIHIHIT!" Suction Cup Man giggled at his reaction.

"Hmm, fine!" He stopped and backed away from the dude, letting the old guy catch his breath. "Oho... you mother--" Guy Business glared as Suction Cup Man ran out the window and opened up his parachute "GET ATTACKED, ASSHOLE!!!" Suction Cup Man screamed, flying away. Guy Business just scoffed. "I'll get him later... Penny first..." He muttered walking out of his office.

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I’m doing alright too! It’s lovely to know how you are!

-☀️

Hehe, awwww! You're so sweet!<3

we NEEDDDDD more lee! SCM an ler! Guy Business ficsssss >:3 /not forcing

As you wish, dear!

NOT AGAIN!!

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--Suction Cup Man!! It isn't the weekend!! Guess he forgot about what happens...--

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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Guy Business|

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There goes that Suction Cup Man again! Climbing up Guy Business's tower on a THURSDAY!! The audacity! This happened three weeks ago! Guy Business SURE thought he knocked some sense into that little brain of Suction Cup Man's! Here we go again...

"HEY!!! The FUCK is with you and MY tower?!" Guy Business opened up the window in front of him and pointed at the culprit. "Oh, puh-LEASE! You're the only person I can get a reaction out of! Penny looked too sensitive and concerned last time me and her met anyway." Suction Cup Man explained in defense, shrugging. "You mean that time when you became Penis Man?" Guy Business crossed his arms, raising an eyebrow. "We--..." Suction Cup Man started before fumbling over his words. He eventually gave up trying to find an excuse and just whined and rolled his eyes. "O-Oh, fuck you!" "No! Fuck YOU!!" "And fuck you RIGHT. BACK. you fucking grandpa!!"

Guy Business gasped before stomping his foot. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" Guy Business clenched his fists and glared at SCM. "No! Make me!" "Don't you DARE challenge me, you suck up!" "Now that--... sounded a little kinky." SCM stated, his arms falling to his sides as Guy Business and him made an awkward eye contact

There was a pause.

An extremely.

Long.

Pause.

"...Bitch what?" Guy Business finally broke the silence in a very concerned tone. Suction Cup Man grumbled slightly "I--... I mean it did! Didn't you hear yourself when you said SUCK?? I mean... like..." Suction Cup Man did weird hand motions that just made Guy Business more pissed off. "You say suck all the time! Especially because of your..." Guy Business cut himself off, trying to think "y-your... um... i-idiotic... gay... s-suction cups!!" That was an absolute HORRIBLE insult. Yet, Suction Cup Man took it offensive and gasped, putting his hand on his heart "OH, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!" "No!" Suction Cup Man scoffed. Oh wait, he knew how to piss Guy Business off more! Let's see how far this can go...

"Hey, I wrote ya a song!" Suction Cup Man announced, pulling out a guitar. "OH... NOT AGA--... ... where the fuck do you even get those?" Guy Business asked, genuinely confused. Suction Cup Man just rolled his eyes before clearing his throat. "It goes a little something like this..." Suction Cup Man inhaled...

"*Guitar Strings* You're a bitch!"

"Oh, not another one of your so--" Guy Business's sentence got cut off by more guitar playing.

"Oh, you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a BIIIIITCH!!! *Harmonica Solo*" Suction Cup Man sang before flipping off Guy Business

"W-....Where did you even--" Guy Business shook his head, getting his mind out of the topic "Ugh! Doesn't matter! I'm getting TIRED of your bullshit!!" "Still out of window cleaners?" "I--... no!"

"...Really now?"

"Okay, fine. I am. B-But that doesn't mean you can just c-climb my tower because of it!!" Guy Business stuttered, crossing his arms. "Pff, lame-o!" Suction Cup Man laughed. "Stop laughing you fucking twit!!" "Pff! Make me!"

"OH YOU FUCKIN LITTL--..." Guy Business took a minute. Oh, wait... yes... that's it... Guy Business chuckled darkly, catching the annoying ones attention. "Well then..." Guy Business smiled sinisterly, closing the window. Suction Cup Man gulped slightly. "Wh... wha?... ugh... what is he--" He got caught off by the window next to him opening and being grabbed by the shirt "SURPRISE ASSHOLE!!" Suction Cup Man got pulled in the building, the window slamming shut as Guy Business pushed/pinned SCM to the wall "Hello, again!" Guy Business said innocently

Suction Cup Man squirmed a little. "Wh-What kind of gay shit is this?!" Suction Cup Man struggled as Guy Business sighed in annoyance. "For the last time, I'm not gay. You're just a kinky fuck." Guy Business smirked at Suction Cup Man's offended face "N-Nuh uh!" Suction Cup Man huffed as Guy Business chuckled, a bit more lightly now. "So, remember the last time this happened?" "No?" "Thought so." Guy Business sighed. "Need me to re-jog your memory?" "NO--" Suction Cup Man tried to push Guy Business away from him, but no luck. Even if he didn't know what it was, that doesn't mean he should trust it! "Here... lemme just..." Guy Business said softly, poking Suction Cup Man's belly. "EEP--" Suction Cup Man squeaked, covering his belly. Oh, wait... that's what happened. "W-wait... c-come on, man! You--... you know it was a--..." Suction Cup Man gulped as he saw Guy Business's menacing grin "...j-joke..." He squeaked and melted down as Guy Business wiggled his fingers

"Wait-- wait-- wait wait WAIT!!!--"

And the room was full of bubbly child-like laughter.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! N-NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! N-NOT AGAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIN!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man tried to pry Guy Business's hands off of his hips but to no avail. "Nope! You asked for this! I'm very surprised you forgot about this~" Guy Business chuckled, digging his thumbs into Suction Cup Man's hips, earning a shriek. "EEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEK!! O-OH COHOHOHOHOHOHOME OHOHOHOHOHON!! P-PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!" Suction Cup Man snorted and just buried his face into Guy Business's chest to muffle his loud laughter, making Guy Business chuckle. "D'awwww.... is someone flustered?~~" He teased, shooting his hands up to Suction Cup Man's underarms. "EEP-- SH-SHIIIHIHIHIHIHIHIT!! GOHOHOHOHOD DAHAHAHAHAHAMN IT!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHEHERE!! *hic*" Tears poked out of the corners of SCM's eyes, his face redder than a shiny apple! "You're SUCH a child, huh?" "NOHOHOHO I'M NOHOHOHOHOHT!! *snort* AH FUHUHUHUHUHUCK!! *hic*" Suction Cup Man couldn't even speak clearly at this point! He just kept his face buried into Guy Business's chest and laughing uncontrollably as tears rolled down his cheeks. "Y'know..." Guy Business started, squeezing down to Suction Cup Man's ribs. "I haven't heard a stop yet~" Oh, WHY did he have to mention that?! His face was already a shiny red tomato!! It just got REDDER if that was even POSSIBLE!! "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, SHUT YOUR M-MOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOUTH!! *squeal*" his reaction just made Guy Business chuckle slightly. "Admit it. You like this~" "NOHOHOHOHOHO!! I DOHOHOHOHOHON'T!! *hic*" "Oh? You don't, you say? Sighhh... guess we're gonna be here a while, h u h?" Guy Business squeezed Suction Cup Man's belly and sides, making it worse. "SHIHIHIHIT! OH NOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Suction Cup Man squealed and clung onto Guy Business for support to NOT fall down. "Well? Are you gonna admit it?" "NEHEHEHEHEVER!!" "Alrighty then!"

Literally 5 Minutes Later

"OKAY! OKAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAY!! I LIKE THIS!! I LIHIHIHIHIKE THIHIHIHIHIS!! JUHUHUHUHUST STOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP BEING AN AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASS!!" Guy Business chuckled. "Alright, alright!" Guy Business stopped, holding onto Guy Business so he didn't tip over. "You okay?" Guy Business asked as Suction Cup Man didn't answer for a moment. "Hehehe... *huff* y-yeheheah... yeah... I--... ihihim fihihihine... ehehehe..." SCM took a big inhale than every long exhale before clearing his throat and standing up straight

"Asshole." "Twat." Suction Cup Man rolled his eyes, crossing his arms like a baby. "Learned your lesson?" Guy Business asked, opening the previous slammed window. "Mhm..." Suction Cup Man packed up his things and flew out of the window with his parachute.

As Guy Business was about to close his window, GENTLY this time, he heard Suction Cup Man singing his "You're A Bitch" song in the far distance. All he could do was let out a breathlessly chuckle and gently close the window

What another eventful day.

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I refuse to believe they're part of evil sometimes

I love the fic.. so much

AWWWW THANKS YOUUU‼️🫶✨️

People need to be fucking patient istg

Everyone's human, everyone works at their own pace

I swear if people don't start being more patient and can't keep their mother fucking mouths closed imma punch them.

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My breaks will be on Monday-Friday. I'll be posting fics on Saturday-Sunday. This'll be easier for me. Thank you.