Had A Dream That Someone Suggested The Best Gender Neutral Form Of Address Would Be Mþ (pronounced Myth)

straight people are so fascinating even when they aren't actively trying to be homophobic. I had a class a few years ago where one assignment was to summarize some eighth century arabic poetry about going out for drinks with the lads before indulging in some gay sex and like half the class came in and said "I'm sorry idk what was happening in this one, they mention having sex with a servant but they also say the servant's a man? where'd the woman come from? I'm so confused." and a few days ago in a shakespeare class I made a comment about how cleopatra and octavius caesar are kind of parallel characters in possessively bartering for mark antony's attention and one of my classmates responded as though I'd been talking about octavia and not caesar, despite the fact that I said "caesar" and "him" multiple times while describing the actions he specifically took. fully incapable of comprehending of anything that's even a little bit gay.

House’s oral fixation but not in a sexy—sucks on a lollipop—way; in a autistic—his teeth are damaged from putting random shit in his mouth— way.

House MD + text posts pt. ∞

is this something

Will Wood hyperfixation so bad I started learning Hebrew on Duolingo . will wood hyperfixation so bad i fixated on gtlive cuz ash from gtlive is also a will wood fan . will wood hyperfixation so bad he's literally the voice of my conscience and also usually my player character in my dreams . 4 year long will wood hyperfixation . it aint showing signs of stopping . gods please help rot away the tendrils and sinews of this stupid fucking silly little guy hyperfixation away from the forefront of my brAIN!!!! IT WONT LET ME GO !!! THE HYPERFIXATION WONT LET ME LEAVE GOD PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO GODZILLA MOVIES!!! GODZILLA / PRE-2000s MONSTER MOVIE HYPERFIXATION COME BACK!!! FIGHT THIS BEAST !!! FREE ME FROM THE WOODROTTTTTT

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*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

Todays Will Wood:

(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) house x random textposts pt.2

This is the worst timeline. (x)