Is This Something

one funny trait i have is that im really oblivious to flirting -- not, as is common, because my self-esteem is too low to believe anyone could be interested in me -- but because my self-esteem is too high to assume there's any ulterior motive to compliment me. a girl can be like 'wow... your eye are mesmerizingly beautiful in the sunlight' and ill be like You know youre actually so right im always thinking this too well observed

WILLIAM WOODIAM

A style recreation of Will Wood I found on Pinterest (left) and a redraw in my style! (Right)

Is it surprising I love Will Wood?

(The artist on Pinterest name is Sc00ter btw)

Chase infodumped so hard here. House plays poorly, he immediately gave advice that a casual player wouldn't care about, and then gets a strike to reemphasize his point. Diversity win! your rebound for your situationship/several-year long marriage is autistic and is absolutely pummeling you in bowling.

i am officially team bottom house PLEASE that's literally his sugar daddy, like wdym house asked wilson to buy a piece of furniture that he would like, to see how it would reflect wilson as a person and wilson chose a giant piano for house LIKE YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS WILSON IS YOUR PRIMARY EMOTION GAY?? also the way he's looking at house like that's his wife

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

this is the man they stopped from saying that house and wilson were lovers in an interview, well guess what you cant stop lmm on twitter [insert demonic laughter]

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.