We Will Not Survive- I Am Going To Bawl My Eyes And Heart Out

Overstimulated and overworking

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All right-

Will some one fess up and tell me who gave life a M-F ing wiffle bat only to coat in in silicone paint AND shards of glass???

It never was May

BOI, DO I HAVE A STORY FOR YOU

Every year on my b-day I would get to make a B-A-B.

Around the time of 6-10 I was a HELLO KITTY FANATIC (still love the sanrio franchise )

But on my 8th (mabe 9th) birthday I went to B-A-B.

As soon as my little tale entered through the doors I was about to rush myself to the hello kitty's when I spotted the Halloween Hello Kitty. A worker Noticed me in awe and said these shattering words "you must love hellokitty," little me with a BIG heart nodded my head with excitement "She always has a smile. I wish I could have two" Mom patted my head and said maybe next time. The imploie said "Oh, about that they won't be in stores next year." And my tiny brain started to well up. I almost cried but I didn't want to bring attention to myself. I ended up getting the winking Hello Kitty that has her name embroidered on her left chest. (I still have her to this day)

Various Hello Kitty Build a Bears

am I the only one who can slip into different accents?

Like, NO- hear me out, You know you have that one friend who one second ago was norwegian then next thing ya know, BAM!- theres a fwackin cowboy in your room telling you to eat your ravioli in a bowl instead of a plate?!?..

no, just me?  

All tenagers are a Hazard 49 clasifacation

The truth hurts, don't it

MmmmMHmmmHmhmhmmmmm MMMM-

‘Molecular Telephone’ concept by Tjep Design for (2009)

“The device is based around looking like a bunch of cells, glued together through the power that usually binds the atoms. It is limited in features, only capable of phoning and texting.”

attention other possum fellows

Do you nibble on your crackers, or do you just unhinge your jaw and eat the hole thing?

Chekhov’s gun is a narrative principal that states that every element in a story must be necessary

When I was watching Jaidens stream, I thought the airship looked familiar. It didnt hit me until Bobby died that I realized QSMP is a merciless bitch and hears everything. Im just thankful Bobby didn’t actually lose a life

Yaaaas!!!