Current Dilemma.

Current dilemma.

Trying to talk to people without giving them an existential crisis.

It's shouldnt be as hard as it is but my God, I caused my old therapist to freak out a bit because of something i said.

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Wayne enterprises start a makeup brand and skincare line.

I feel like Bruce would overhear Stephanie telling Cass that the makeup company she gets her favorite lipgloss from is discontinuing it and she is devastated by it.

So Bruce would ask Cass what lipgloss she was talking about and go to the company who makes it and buy the recipe.

Bruce would just come into a WE meeting and slap down the piece of paper with the recipe and say we're making this now.

And knowing Bruce he'd probably make it better by putting in stuff that will moisturize and not wipe off but still look the shiny.

He would give the first one to Steph for her birthday and she would be so happy, and seeing her happy would make Bruce happy.

Later on he would hear Barbra and Steph complaining about makeup, about how it causes them to break out and Barbra can never find her right eyebrow color and how cakey it looks no matter what they do and all the good makeup is too expensive.

And after hearing that conversation, Bruce would go on a tangent and learn everything he can about make up.

He would learn undertones and skin types and how the same color can look different on different skin colors and what the best makeup is and what it has in it and what is good for skin care.

Then he would go to different dermatologists and ask them questions about skin and good products for it depending on the skin type.

Eventually Selina would hear about this and ask Bruce what he was doing, he would tell her and she would probably tell him about different companies that have good makeup.

But also she would tell him that not a lot of makeup brands have colors for people with darker skin and they often exclude them or make the products not as good as products for people with lighter skin.

Because of this Bruce would start doing more research and asking more questions for people who aren't able to find makeup their color.

About a year 3/4s later WE makeup would release to the public.


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2 months ago

Here’s a headcanon I have for Apollo

When the Olympian’s have to have a meeting they all have to talk one after the other and cannot interrupt each other. Zeus has made it a rule.

The reason?

Whenever someone lies Apollo, who is always shining light, stops shining for a little bit.

Zeus ended up finding this out and began using Apollo as a lie detector.

So now the gods make sure to be careful and not get too personal. The best way to keep your secrets is to keep them to yourself.

Artemis learned this from Apollo and told every god because Apollo just wants to go back to riding his chariot while he writes songs and poems.

Everyone try’s to stay out of trouble with Zeus because they don’t want to deal with his anger and Apollo has a book that he puts a tally in for every time he has to be called in to play lie detector and when Summer comes it the amount of tally’s a god gets is the amount of hot days they will get in their region and if it’s more days then should be warm then they get doubled up on to other summer days and make them hotter.

They have been doing good for a while at the beginning but over the years it has gotten so bad that summers are now almost always extremely hot.

It’s climate change and Apollo being called into interrogations to play lie detector. 


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I just found out about something called Gotham steel. It's a kitchen set and my GOD the batman fan in me was like: bruce totally made that for Alfred for fathers day or Alfred's birthday. Bruce one day saw Alfred cleaning his pots and pans and was like "welp now it's time to start making kitchen stuff" and the next day at Wayne Enterprises he stopped like 10 different projects and called a meeting then came in late to the meeting and said "we make kitchen stuff now" then immediately left then came back in and said "make sure the outside is black" an leaves again.

Months later Bruce walks into the kitchen and puts the kitchen stuff on the island and said "happy birthday" gave Alfred a hug and left.


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10 months ago

LoTR (movies) HC

Legolas is the oldest of the group but very young by elf standards. Like he's almost 3,000 in the movies but that means he's like the equivalent of like a 16/17 year old

Like in Riverdale after Legolas joins the fellowship other elves are coming up to him and asking him if he's sure he wants to go and kind of fussing over him a bit and that happens to him every time they are with other elves because he's seen as really young compared to them and he's also a prince and his dad is scary (and hot but that's beside the point)

Legolas, in rebellious teen fashion, doesn't like all the fussing and wants to do stuff himself.

The rest of the fellowship teases him about it.


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5 months ago

I finished both fallout and arcane within a 4 days of each other and I don’t think I should’ve done that in such a short span of time because my mental heath took a blow from both.

I was already having a hard time with the end of Arcane and then I just had to subject myself to Fallout (which was amazing) and I at least had someone to talk to about arcane but I don’t have anyone to talk to about fallout and I don’t know what to do.

But I got to know two amazing, beautiful sweet, deranged women along the way so it was worth it I have to say.

I Finished Both Fallout And Arcane Within A 4 Days Of Each Other And I Don’t Think I Should’ve Done

I Finished Both Fallout And Arcane Within A 4 Days Of Each Other And I Don’t Think I Should’ve Done

Still traumatized though lol.

I Finished Both Fallout And Arcane Within A 4 Days Of Each Other And I Don’t Think I Should’ve Done

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6 months ago

One thing that I think is very frustrating and annoying and hurts my feelings is when people disregard my cleaning. I clean a different way compared to my family. I’m a mess before clean kind of cleaner and it’s especially horrible when people tell me that I’m just making a mess. I pull out my things and sort them and go section by section. I need to see everything so I know where I’m putting it. I also happen to have ADD and get distracted especially easy. And being told that my room is a disaster while I am working on it brings my motivation to continue working on it to 0. Just leave me alone to do my thing. Don’t mention my rooms current look. If you don’t like it, don’t look at it. If you want it done faster then don’t bring it up or I’ll go slower not because I’m trying to be petty but because you mentioning it has made it less enjoyable and relaxing for me and so I’ll get overwhelmed because I think I have a time limit and freeze up and avoid it.

For months. 

If you want me to get it done, just leave me alone.

4 months ago

I made this cuz I was sad and it made me sad but in a different way


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