Here’s A Headcanon I Have For Apollo

Just finished arcane and I’m so fine it’s crazy how fine I am because I’m fine.

I’m fine.

(I have a dnd session and I’m going to act like a vampire hoe and I don’t know how I’ll do it but I’ll try)

(Dnd save me)

Funny thing right after the last episode ended I just walked downstairs and started making a pineapple upside down cake for the session because I didn’t know what else to do. Yeah yeah yeah wow this cake better be fucking awesome. It is the only thing keeping me at my fine, I think .



Spoiler warning

I was screaming during the caitvi scenes and Jayce with Viktor before they torched heads I was screaming KISS.

This show just crushed my heart as if it were Jell-O. 

I was just thinking of Damian Wayne and this idea just popped in my head.

The Damian we have in the comics is a clone.

Not to crazy a theory because there are a bunch of clones of Damian but I don’t mean it in that way.

In an older comic before Damian was introduced to the public a baby named Damian was adopted by a family and we never found out what happened to him and assumed that he probably was retconed (and maybe he was).

It was said that Damian was artificially aged up but wouldn’t Bruce know if he had been with Talia in that way 7 years ago and somehow has a 10 year old kid and someone could say that he may know about the artificial aging up because of Heretic but I think he would make some what of a big deal out of it (he’s Bruce!!!).

So thinking that Bruce thought that Talia lied to him for ten years about Damian and doesn’t know that Damian was artificially aged up then he wouldn’t have much to question if Damian was a clone and the only comparison he would have to tell if Damian was a clone would be Heretic and Bruce wouldn’t touching him with a twelve foot pole. 

So my theory is that Talia after fully realizing that she was going to be having a baby with her beloved may have also realized that she doesn’t want to put her child through what she had to go through or have her child be apart of Batman’s endless crusade against crime. So she lies to Bruce and has original Baby Dami and puts him up for adoption to a very kind family that she trust to take care of her baby and will allow him to have a normal life and begins making clones with original baby Dami’s dna and then when she get out Damian she artificially ages him up and begins his training and I feel like she still cares about the clones because they are her sons but she feels less guilty about training one because she made him for that exact purpose and along the way did grow to care for the clone of her son/the Damian we all know but still keeps her distance emotionally.

So I just think that somewhere out in the world there is a Damian that is just an average kid and living the life of an everyday person with his two adopted parents living happily ever after. And that thought makes me happy

I just watched TMNT 2012 and I got to the end of the episode with April's "mom" and they never apologized to Mikey.

They should have apologized

I also feel like they would have the best eyeliner out there because Bruce remembers his early Batman days and how much of a pain it was to find good eyeliner to cover the parts of his eyes that would show.

HC

Wayne enterprises start a makeup brand and skincare line.

I feel like Bruce would overhear Stephanie telling Cass that the makeup company she gets her favorite lipgloss from is discontinuing it and she is devastated by it.

So Bruce would ask Cass what lipgloss she was talking about and go to the company who makes it and buy the recipe.

Bruce would just come into a WE meeting and slap down the piece of paper with the recipe and say we're making this now.

And knowing Bruce he'd probably make it better by putting in stuff that will moisturize and not wipe off but still look the shiny.

He would give the first one to Steph for her birthday and she would be so happy, and seeing her happy would make Bruce happy.

Later on he would hear Barbra and Steph complaining about makeup, about how it causes them to break out and Barbra can never find her right eyebrow color and how cakey it looks no matter what they do and all the good makeup is too expensive.

And after hearing that conversation, Bruce would go on a tangent and learn everything he can about make up.

He would learn undertones and skin types and how the same color can look different on different skin colors and what the best makeup is and what it has in it and what is good for skin care.

Then he would go to different dermatologists and ask them questions about skin and good products for it depending on the skin type.

Eventually Selina would hear about this and ask Bruce what he was doing, he would tell her and she would probably tell him about different companies that have good makeup.

But also she would tell him that not a lot of makeup brands have colors for people with darker skin and they often exclude them or make the products not as good as products for people with lighter skin.

Because of this Bruce would start doing more research and asking more questions for people who aren't able to find makeup their color.

About a year 3/4s later WE makeup would release to the public.

The first time the chain went to Twilights era

LU headcanon

Wild is a sneaky klepto.

Like he won't take things from the rest of the chain, he has a kind of code or something, but when the chain reaches towns/villages and anything like that, Wild leaves with 10x more then he came with.

And the rest of the chain doesn't really notice. Like they question some stuff but don't put the dots together.

"how is it that Wild breaks so many weapons but seems to always have something to fight with?" Four, Sky, and Warriors question "he must have a lot of weapons on him"

"how does he make so much food when we only see him buy a few things and scavenge a little bit?" Wonder Legend, and Hyrule? "Must have a lot saved up from before we met him."

"how did he get those boots that I swear I saw on that guy over at the tavern?" Thinks Time "must have bought them off him."

Twilight is starting to piece things together but at the same time is like saying to himself "no he wouldn't do that"

The only one who kind of knows is Wind for obvious reasons but he doesn't say anything, because he ain't no snitch.

It's not until way later in the adventure that everyone starts to notice that Wild has some pretty sticky fingers and starts to think about things that happened that would only make sense if Wild was a kleptomaniac.

1. Guards asking people if they know anything about their missing weapons.

2. Ladles, Axe's, and other stuff being there one moment and gone the next.

3. Food stuff being left out with no one watching it disappearing mysteriously.

And a whole bunch of other stuff.

Once all the pieces fell together they had to confront Wild about his stealing problem.

Now whenever they go to towns/villages they have to keep wild on a rope or someone (not Wind ever) has to watch him like a toddler.

Batfam headcanon

The batfam has movie night every Sunday (they actually do it in the afternoon) but it has slowly become a book-based-movies-knowledge-off between Jason and Damian that they pretend is a fight but everyone knows that's just how they bond.

It was fun at the beginning for the rest of the bat family to watch but after a while it got annoying because, while the rest of the family is trying to watch the movie, Damian and Jason are booknerding out.

Jason puts Lord of the rings: the fellowship of the rings (extended addition) on because for the last 3 movie "nights" Cass, Dick, and Bruce have coordinated with each other to watch the 3 Hobbit movies.

Damian: "why are they not mentioning that it is also Frodo's birthday? And why did they make it so that Gandalf and Frodo don't know about the ring, they were in on the prank"

Jason: "Where are the dwarves that Bilbo was traveling with? There were supposed to be dwarves. The guy is 111, he needs them at this point"

Damian: "isn't Legolas supposed to have dark hair, why is he blonde?"

(Tim in the background: " leave Legolas out of this discussion, he's a hot elf that's all that matters")

This goes on for two movie "nights" and the next movie "night" its Duke's turn to pick.

Duke picks Little woman knowing full well that Damian and Jason will not talk during the movie and also because he likes to watch Jason pretend that he's not crying.

Afterwards Jason rereads the little woman book.

(no hate to the LoTR movies or Legolas I freaking love both but I do wish that they made it so Gandalf was in on the prank like in the books so that I could see Bilbo and him laughing at the other Hobbits because that would have been freaking hilarious but I understand why they didn't and love the movies anyway)

I finished both fallout and arcane within a 4 days of each other and I don’t think I should’ve done that in such a short span of time because my mental heath took a blow from both.

I was already having a hard time with the end of Arcane and then I just had to subject myself to Fallout (which was amazing) and I at least had someone to talk to about arcane but I don’t have anyone to talk to about fallout and I don’t know what to do.

But I got to know two amazing, beautiful sweet, deranged women along the way so it was worth it I have to say.

Still traumatized though lol.



My obsession with Legolas has finally reached a point where I did this

I have a problem okay. Legolas is both let's be honest