I Cannot Get Over The Fact That John Knows Who Jesus Christ Is But He Didn't Know About Owls And Wheelchairs????

I can confirm this happened

this is what happened in think i dont know

YES YOU FUCKING CAN WHERE DO I SIGN

hi tumblr can i interest you in the jarthur/private eyes domestic life zine that im working on. i am only a bit of the way in but i’m havingso much fun

Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure Jane Prentiss actually just sent Jon the equivalent of a 'your man's a little busy right now' text

"Keep him, we've had our fun"

What

WHAT THE FUCK

I just finished Wolf 359. What in the everloving FUCK just happened.

Kurt Wagner core

to those who wish to see breakdancing priest from my last reblog do not worry I've got you

Secret fourth option: Divorce

Malevolent has 3 moods

theres creatures and theyre going to fucking GET you

genuinely the most devastating, soul crushing thing youve ever heard

Yaoi

I hate it when people dare to seriously tell a homeless person to 'just get a job'. Like, excuse me? If it was that easy, I'm pretty sure there would be a lot less people on the streets. Just because YOU were privileged enough to have gotten an education and YOU managed to get a job doesn't mean it's the same for everyone else. Is it so hard to believe that they couldn't afford an education to get a job in the first place? Or they could afford an education and TRIED to find a job, but nobody hired them despite their nearly perfect resume? Not everyone is born with a silver spoon up their ass, you soulless bastard. Some people are so out of touch that it genuinely baffles me.

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow