Kurt Wagner Core

i had a dream there was nuclear site-wide discourse on here over a post that was like "if youre sucking a blonde man's cock youre sucking on a clitoris 🗣" it was so real i feel like im still there

Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure Jane Prentiss actually just sent Jon the equivalent of a 'your man's a little busy right now' text

"Keep him, we've had our fun"

What

Every single time Elon Musk opens his mouth to say something, I think - "He couldn't possibly embarrass himself and America any more than he already has, right?"

I'm not even surprised anymore. I'm just somewhat impressed.

It's an open notes test and some dense motherfuckers still can't figure out the answers.

"This is..."

"JOHN WAYNE!!!"

"WHY?!"

I can't do this anymore why is Malevolent ACTUALLY funny at the most random points 😭😭

The premiere for season 6 is coming out two days before my math final and on the same day as my chem final 💔💔

Malevolent has completely taken over my brain and will get me through finals week coming up🙏😭 (manifesting)

happy Thursday the 20th

Secret fourth option: Divorce

Malevolent has 3 moods

theres creatures and theyre going to fucking GET you

genuinely the most devastating, soul crushing thing youve ever heard

Yaoi

You know what I'm about to say. You know who this is about.