Celery, The Elf Dude: Tell Me Where Is Gandalf For I Much Desire To Speak With Him

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

the shark is british.

the shark is fucking british

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

✨ Zhongli’s event is here so like/reblog to boost your luck ✨

Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

dobby was only there in the lord of the rings to cockblock sam and frodo. whenever it looked like frodo was about to shoot his shot dobby was just like whats is potatoses master