Danny Meets Silver!!

Crack Quotes for Starscream Crossovers

G1 Starscream: Remain CALM! *slaps Tfp Starscream multiple times*

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G1 Starscream: I have a bad feeling about this...

Tfa Starscream: What do you mean?

G1 Starscream: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Tfa Starscream: No?

Tfp Starscream: That actually explains so much.

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Tfa Starscream: All of your existences are confusing.

Tfp and G1: How so?

Tfa Starscream: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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Tfa Starscream: My toxic trait is that I truly believe I could win a fight against anybody if I was mad enough. You might have the strength and size, but I have the pure, unfiltered rage.

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Tfp Starscream: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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G1 Starscream: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Tfp Starscream: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Tfa Starscream: G1 Starscream is the scariest thing I could think of!

G1 Starscream: Tfa Starscream told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Tfp Starscream: I’m surrounded by morons….

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G1 Starscream: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

Tfa and Tfp Starscreams:……That’s true for all for us idiot-

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G1 Starscream: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

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Tfa Starscream: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Tfp Starscream: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Tfa Starscream: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

(He’s gonna regret that sentence)

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Tfp Starscream: I am strong! I beat G1 Starscream at arm wrestling!

Tfa Starscream: Anyone can beat G1 Starscream at arm wrestling!

G1 Starscream: Hey-

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G1 Starscream: It has become increasingly obvious!! I can deny it no longer!!

*Stands next to Tfa and Tfp* I am small

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G1 Starscream: I wish I was a dinosaur.

Tfp Starscream: Why? Cause they're big and scary?

G1 Starscream: Because they're dead.

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Tfa Starscream: What? I'm not aggressive!

Tfp Starscream: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Tfa Starscream: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

I adore how different these two versions of them are

g1 Megatron spoiled this brat too much lol

{SILVER USES COMMUNICATE!!}

Hopefully, things will turn out okay before Starlight fully glitches, we wouldn't want that now, do we? ;)

Starlight! Starscream belongs to @barbie--art

Silver, Jasper and Maroon Starscream belong to me!

Asking for directions

This is what would have happened to Starlight if he attacked Maroon instead of Silver XD

Silver does not, and I mean DOES NOT, tolerate anyone trying to attack Maroon and Jasper

Starlight Starscream belong to @barbie--art (Sorry Starlight 😂)

When Silver saved Soundwave as they fell into the void, Laserbeak decided to cling onto him to ensure he doesn't wander off without them. Again. Screw whatever canon says

Maroon is ready to fling Miko to the ground, Jasper and Silver find the fact that this girl, who can barely fit in their hand, can absolutely bamboozle the hell out of Maroon, fricking hilarious.

Jasper, Maroon and Silver belong to me!

dadwave

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”