That’s a major ADHD red flags.
“Wow! Is that a bottle with a note in it?!”
*completely over looks crime scene he walked over to look at neat garbage*
Tommy neglected to inform me about the body
Look at this and tell me it doesn’t have “Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola!” Energy.
“”””Pikachu”””” Balloons
I thought the Pepsi was funny
1 and 2
I openly identify as kinda gay, so sure. Why not.
This is what made me get back into reading Manga. Kaiju no. 8, Marriage Toxin, the poetry of Ran, all fantastic works that DON’T TAKE PLACE IN A DAMN HIGH SCHOOL!
I don’t know if it’s like a bunch of people thinking your life ends at adulthood, or just pandering to a easier to please demographic, but what I need is stories that mix shit up!
I want a 35 year old woman, in a childless marriage to become a magical girl against her will! every day her Husband comes home, says “God, I had the worst day with these damn newbies” to which she’s like “…I talk to raccoons now, and their diplomacy with the foxes failed. I’m supposed to be the guardian of coexistence, but I honestly just want to torch everything past that damn tree line” And now he’s sad because he knows that she just wants to go back to her job as a floor manager at the sporting goods store, but it shut down and even if local businesses did pick up new hires, he knows the ever-cave deemed her a part of the reborn council, and now she’s one of a limited few who can calm the souls residing in the sea of trees.
more characters should be 30+ years old
You ever have those experiences where, something makes total sense and is crazy obvious, but you never really looked at it that way, so it really surprises you? Like, you’re not a fuckin’ idiot, you just never saw the pieces together in that way? I’m just now realizing that any bulletproof like protection for the face or head might very well stop a bullet, but you’re still dead, for very obvious reasons.
Anyway, here’s some new art or whatever.
Enter Batman, stage right.
Batman Beyond: Neo-Gothic #3
Who needs an emotional support cactus?
"furry inflation" (2024)