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Remus: *sipping his black tea* I like my tea like I like my men.

James: *laughs* Good one, Moony.

*Sirius grins self confident*

Remus: At least 5 before breakfast.

Sirius: Wait, what?

OH MY GOD the reason why harry knew how to fly that broom in his first flying lesson is because he flew on a toy broom when he was a one-year-old MY HEART

James & Sirius: [arguing about what the skin between your genitals and your butt is called when Remus walks in]

Sirius: Hey, Remus! What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?

Remus: The coffee table.

James & Sirius: [look down at the coffee table in front of them]

@bread-breadbread is amazing

Okay, so I just found the best blog ever

Like, actually. It’s called @bread-breadbread I swear, it sounds stupid, but actually go follow it

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HEADCANON THAT THE WHOLE SERIES WAS ABOUT RACISM STAHP BEING SO SPECIFIC

Issues with P.O.C. Harry

Don’t get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.

Harry can’t be a POC

The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc…)

And that’s great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.

Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter’s were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.

You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.

Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I’m not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven’t seen a natural red headed POC.

Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn’t common

So Harry just can’t be.

Hermione, on the other hand

100% yes

okay carry on

Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.

James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth

James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!

Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!

Remus:

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

Peter:

McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.

Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.

Remus Lupin fact file:

Full name: Remus John Lupin.

Born: 10th March, 1960.

Died: 2nd May, 1998. (Aged 38).

Blood Status: Half-Blood.

Also known as: Moony.

Species: Werewolf, formerly human.

Wand: 10 1/4″, Cypress, Unicorn hair.

Boggart: Full Moon.

Patronus: Wolf.

House: Gryffindor.

We all know Sirius loves stupid puns and he’ll annoy everyone with them every chance he gets, making everyone utterly terrified of the word “serious” and anything dog-related, so yes, we’re all tired of such puns, but not Sirius. Never Sirius.

w o a h calm yourself

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