Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.
James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth
James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!
Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!
Remus:
James:
Sirius:
Lily:
Peter:
McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.
Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.
"The reason people originally came up with this headcanon..."
"Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism."
Don’t get me wrong, when I first heard it, I loved it. But there is one issue.
Harry can’t be a POC
The reason people originally made up the headcanon was because 1.) the utter lack of non white people, 2.) the fact that it never specifically states he is light skinned, and 3.) Harry Potter could be viewed as an analogy for racism (with half-bloods and purebloods, etc…)
And that’s great, but, if it were an analogy, Harry can only be light skinned.
Why? Because it has been stated that the Potter’s were a pureblood family, so, in the analogy, they would be white.
You might be saying, yes, but James married a muggleborn, so Harry is a half-blood.
Okay but Lily had light skin as well. I’m not sure if it specifically says that, but she does have red hair, and I haven’t seen a natural red headed POC.
Not being racist, like maybe there is someone out there, but it at least isn’t common
So Harry just can’t be.
Hermione, on the other hand
100% yes
okay carry on
Hufflepuff: *hesitantly walks up to Ravenclaw and Slytherin concentrating intensely on something* hey guys... whatcha doin'?
Pureblood Slytherin: trying to create a spell that makes the internet work. I spent the summer at [muggleborn Ravenclaw]'s house and I NEED TUMBLR!!!
You know, it's cool, my heart died a long time ago, anyways
So Sirius and Remus ask Marlene to surrogate for them so they can have a baby. They don’t want anyone to know just in case it doesn’t happen and they have been trying for some time but it’s been unsuccessful. Marlene is killed by death eaters. “So sad,” they overhear Molly Weasley saying at the funeral. “Apparently she was pregnant.”
Guys why do these thoughts pop into my head? O_o
Draco: Potter help, I'm trapped under the tree and the star's tangled in my hair.
Harry: Why were you under the tree?
Draco: ... Because I'm a gift to this world?
I really wish I knew how to draw, cuz I can totally picture this, ugh
Remus has always felt very self-conscious about his scars, but after graduating, he goes to live with Sirius, and he knows that Sirius loves him and knows pretty much everything about him. Remus rarely used to wear shorts, but now he wears them often, and Sirius always compliments him on his legs. Moony also started wearing crop tops, and holy SHIT does this turn Sirius on, who always makes sure to kiss Remus’ stomach and entire face when he wears one.
Sirius: Did you know that 1 in 4 people is gay?
Sirius: that means at least one of the marauders is gay
Sirius: I hope it's Remus
Sirius: Remus is cute
James:
doot doot
HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME FOR THISI appreciate the doot doot
hey, hey, hey, how y'all doin? Get ready for legit anything Harry Potter (including the actors) basically just reblogs, very sorry
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