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Remus: fucking hell

Sirius: *holds hand over chest* Remus! What have a told you?

Remus: *mumbling*

Sirius: louder!

Remus: I'm a werewolf not a swearwolf...

Hot For Teacher

Remus: *turns away from the chalk-board to face his students, having completed the first DADA lesson of the year* 

Remus: I have a special lesson planned, and trust me, you’ll want to be prepared. Class dismissed. 

*the students buzz with excitement as they get up and begin to exit*  

James: *nudges Sirius* Hey, Snivellus has potions next, we’ve gotta hurry. 

Sirius: *unresponsive as his eyes drift to the front of the class* 

James: *snaps his fingers in front of Sirius’ face* Pads… Pads! 

Sirius: *absently* What? 

James: What the hell are you staring at–? *follows Sirius’ line of sight* 

James: Oh deer. *grin slowly spreads across his face*… Someone’s hot for the new teacher.

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When someone touches one of your Harry Potter books.

DYAC!

(( OOC: Based on THIS text post. XD )) 

Remus: *sipping his black tea* I like my tea like I like my men.

James: *laughs* Good one, Moony.

*Sirius grins self confident*

Remus: At least 5 before breakfast.

Sirius: Wait, what?

the truth

Remus: Prongs! Have you seen Sirius? I have the DADA notes he wants.

James: don't worry, I know what to do *cups hands around mouth

James, shouting: REMUS IS A RAGING HETEROSEXUAL!

Sirius: *burst's through door* TELL THAT TO THE DICK HE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!

Remus:

James:

Sirius:

Lily:

Peter:

McGonagall: Dumbledoor owes me twenty galleons.

Dumbledoor: Dumbledamn.