I Lost 6lbs In 3 Days!!

I know understand how hard it is to write a frantic that people would think is believable, because today I just had to write 500 word ending to a story that was left on cliffhanger and like that was incredibly hard, so I want apologize to the people who write fanfics for fun, because that shit is hard

And this is how I nose.

Are bananas even a favorite fruit for anyone because they are like super bland, because strawberries can be favorite fruit because they can be sweet but bananas don't have any thing that goes for them ya know?

i found out with my hairstyle, i can go from emo child who can only see through one eye since the other is covered by hair, to sleazy douchbag in a matter of seconds. 

Wasn’t Abe Lincoln a wrestler, lust like imagine being ready to knock someone out and it being the fucking president, it’s just wild to me. 

you now when you’re about to make a sandwich and you get all the stuff for the inside but NO ONE tells you that there’s no bread and you’re just like not hungry anymore but just mad.

So if all one cell and above organisms are related that means I am related to a lot of good looking people but also DINOSAURS! ain’t that neat?

I dyed my hair and now my hands are blue so it looks like I strangled a smirf.

anyone please ask your crush out like this