Arcee: - What's The Situation?

knock out: - if a beautiful mech disagrees with me i'll immediately change my views. i have no principles.

bumblebee: - well, maybe you should have principles.

knock out: - you're right, maybe i should.

bulkhead: - we're surrounded!

wheeljack: - great, so that means we can fire in any direction!

☕ probably the weirdest associations ever but anyway tfp autobots as things you add in your tea:

🫙 wheeljack - cinnamon

🥛 smokescreen - milk

🥄 bulkhead - sugar

🌿 arcee - herbs

🍯 bumblebee - honey

🍋 ratchet - citrus

🫐 optimus - berries

🧊 ultra magnus - ice

🫗 cliffjumper - sugar syrup

tfp!human!au:

ratchet: - do you know that alcohol is completely eliminated from the body only after approximately twenty days?

wheeljack: - ..you mean, never?

tfp!human!au:

knock out: - oh.. didn't notice we had a new halloween decoration here.

megatron: - we don't have any. it's starscream.

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - but if the human body doesn't get water, it dies!

ratchet: *takes away coca cola bottle*

ratchet: - i hate to break it to you, but this is not water.

smokescreen: *struggles to take the bottle back*

smokescreen: - no, but it's a liquid-

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.

smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.

tfp!human!au:

how the 1st episode should have started

ratchet: - what in the actual fuck?

optimus: - ratchet. be careful what you say, there are children here.

ratchet: - well that's the point! what in the actual fuck do the children do on the military base?

tfp!human!au

ultra magnus: *drinks his third coffee in a morning and prepares for the roll call after returning from the night duty*

smokescreen: — uh.. sir, are you sure you're alr-

ultra magnus: *cleares his throat*

ultra magnus: — those who are absent, raise your hands!

wheeljack: - it's not about if anyone permits me to do that

wheeljack: - it's only about if anyone can prevent me from doing that