Knock Out: - If A Beautiful Mech Disagrees With Me I'll Immediately Change My Views. I Have No Principles.

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - hey bee, do you happen to have a band-aid? i seem to have cut my finger..

bumblebee: *nods and hands him several colorful band-aids with different cartoon characters*

smokescreen: ☆.☆`

smokescreen: - ..so you mean i have to choose one?.. you know what, lend me your knife for a minute, too!

imagine how tfp knock out and cliffjumper could've met in the 1st episode

knock out: - your frame is painted in my signature color!

cliffjumper: - you don’t own the color red. red existed before you.

knock out: - not aboard nemesis. here, i invented red. i am red.

☕ probably the weirdest associations ever but anyway tfp autobots as things you add in your tea:

🫙 wheeljack - cinnamon

🥛 smokescreen - milk

🥄 bulkhead - sugar

🌿 arcee - herbs

🍯 bumblebee - honey

🍋 ratchet - citrus

🫐 optimus - berries

🧊 ultra magnus - ice

🫗 cliffjumper - sugar syrup

arcee: - i have two pieces of news.

optimus: - in such a case, please, start with a good one.

arcee: - who told you that there was a good one?

bulkhead: - we're surrounded!

wheeljack: - great, so that means we can fire in any direction!

wheeljack: - it's not about if anyone permits me to do that

wheeljack: - it's only about if anyone can prevent me from doing that

no one:

vehicons: - if we combine our powers, we can be even more useless than we are individually

wheeljack: - but how did you find me?

ratchet: - oh, our computers detected a huge explosion and we thought «now, who could that be?»

tfp!human!au:

smokescreen: - not a single person asked me how fast i could run in my new shoes today.

smokescreen: - being an adult is just so stupid.

wheeljack: - you're so resilient!

arcee: - thanks. my options were that or dead.