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#me waiting for the next season of Mr. Robot like

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Reblog if you're bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump

I hate when guys use a nonsexual question to segue into sex.

Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

Note to self (& possible warning to others) If you: ×live alone ×have clothes in the dryer ×and are in bed don't read a scene where the female cop who lives alone has a freaking serial killer watching her sleep. Inside. The. House. Who knew the biggest peril of living alone, other than finances, is fiction!

To all the posts that say YOU might be someone's favorite book character...

At work today I was surprised & a little excited to find that I had a few black paperclips.

This is exciting stuff. I'm in an awesome book.

This is so well done! I'm glad I got to see this. Thanks for saving & posting.

So I heard this video got deleted from YouTube and people have been looking for it. Well it just happens I had it saved to my camera roll so if you are dying to watch it or want to watch it again and again here you go. THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO! ALL CREDS GO TO THE CREATOR OF IT ! Enjoy :)

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Putting your phone on vibrate & putting your phone on silent are two different THINGS