Suddenly Have To Drive 8+ Hours Last Minute Guess I'm Listening To Derelict Now... The TMAGP Hiatus Is

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

The best way I can describe StP game is "driving a packed clown car to an assassination"

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

If I sound like a hater just know I love these stupid fantasy comics I’ve read like 30 and don’t plan to stop anytime soon

Hey derelict fandom. Where the hell are you? Are you hiding from me? Is this a scam?? WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU PLEASE LET ME IN WHERE ARE YOU

The joy of commissioning other artists is just!!! GAH!! YES DRAW MY FAV BLORBO YOURE DOING AMAZING 😭😭😭😭😭😭 INCREDIBLE STUFF IM SO HAPPY I CAN SUPPORT ARTISTS IN THIS ECONOMY

Hey Google: how to stop feeling like I need to rip my fucking chest out when someone I care about is slightly upset with me.