Bro You Guys Are Going To Fucking Die- That A Cryptid Or Some Shit, Waltz Away From That.

piss

yeah mate have a glass

soup

everyday we stray closer to heat waves

You should tell us some more about yourself. You are like a mystery lol...

- 19 year old trans guy

- fruity dumbass (demisexual / bisexual if ya really want specifics)

- just here to say random thoughts into the void or for fandom content (there is good reason for my likes being hidden - its just fictional men holding hands)

- 🦅🍔🔫🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 ‘MERICA 🦅🇺🇸🔫🛢️🦅🇺🇸

- I am probably too invested in video games (like design and development and playing them)

- I also like to draw but im eh at it

- I also have a pet cat (he is soft n goofy)

my son /\

That feminine urge this, masculine urge that ….

Yeah, okay , cool

But what about the Lunar urge to ritualistically disappear every couple of weeks ?

Sometimes you have to realize that something flying at you isn’t them being violent or horseflys. That is just them being stupid basement fleshflys.

the army did not begin - said army got moldy

BUT MY MONSTERA IS SPROUTING

i stole all the seeds from the lemons

not only was lemonade made but an army began

Genetically Predisposed To Sadness

Isn’t that just depression? But for an entire species?

confession

im watching this dudes content on youtube and he seems cool and is like an educated academic and i like the content

but he also looks so asymmetrical and it’s fucking with me so i play his videos in the background instead of watching them directly and now i feel bad about it

do u know the rizzler???

like the onceler?