You Should Tell Us Some More About Yourself. You Are Like A Mystery Lol...

killometer?

like, body count?

You want me to "KMS"? The fuck does that mean, kilometers? Ew, what are you, British?

I don’t know what I expected when I googled that. However, yes, it is in fact Stacy’s dad. Now why was that the first thing you noticed when you saw this post???

How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

IF YOU CALL SOMEONE A SNACK AND THEY SMILE AT YOU ARE THEY A GOLDFISH

be the reason people say “most” or “usually” or “generally speaking”

switch up your verbs (part one) ~

walked - hiked - moved - shuffled - toddled - sauntered - ambled - tiptoed - meandered - strolled

laughed - chortled - chuckled - giggled - snorted - guffawed - howled - snickered - shrieked

wanted - ached for - wished - craved - coveted - fancied - pined - aspired

ran - sprinted - galloped - scampered - bolted - trotted - dashed - raced - jogged

jumped - bounced - hopped - leapt - hurtled - vaulted - barged - bounded

DO YOU HAVE A FURSONAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Cause like I sawwwwwww you talking about furrys that would Be SO COOL . . .

I personally wouldn’t call myself a furry.

However.

I technically did make up a fursona once-

I’m not really apart of that community myself, but I’ve looked into it before; both because I have been friends with people who were furries, and because I like looking into communities online for fun. That and when making an alien species - Furries can give you a surprising amount of good advice.

I made a fursona as a “what if” scenario once while watching some videos furry horror stories. (Made by furries - It wasn’t anti-furry content - It was just talking about some scary stuff that happened in the past like the patched stuffed animal fursuit guy.) I never did make an actual drawing of the fursona in question, but I did sketch it out once. It was a moth with a dark green color scheme and formal accessories if I recall correctly. I don’t think I’d ever make or get an actual fursuit of it, but designing one for fun was entertaining to me. (like deciding on what features to keep from the original animal, and what to change for that slightly cartoonish vibe fursuits/fursonas tend to have.)

Unfortunately, I don’t know where that sketch is though since that was a long while ago? If I find it I’ll post it I guess?

TDLR: Technically yes, but I’m not a furry-

i’ve done all but the abortion

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

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