Just Because Something SOUNDS Like A Cool Name, Does Not MAKE It A Cool Name.

modern sherlock holmes would be a stoner

Ribcage is a hell of a word. Like yeah my bones trapped my heart inside my chest if u even care. I don’t know if it wants out

“How long have you been doing this?”

A WHILE - and i intend to continue for multiple hours

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

i have no house and i must moat

fuck yeah you get it

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

Bro you guys are going to fucking die- that a cryptid or some shit, waltz away from that.

there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

unfortunately i have been informed that creating a species for characters means i have to know how they function fully - and not just draw them in cool fits with little name tags in an angry walmart

I don’t know what I expected when I googled that. However, yes, it is in fact Stacy’s dad. Now why was that the first thing you noticed when you saw this post???

How are these both top Minecraft group chats? And why is the sexy one so much more popular??? Why is this what the internet has brought me today????? Why did this have to happen? I’m confused and not very surprised,,,