I Just Got Up To The News That Charles Martnet, The Voice Of Mario, Is Retiring. I Never Expected It

I never expected my post about Scottish independence to blow up, thank you so much! Also please don't ask me in my askbox just to harass me, if you do then I'm going to report you.

I may post more stuff like this in the future so please keep an eye out!

Also, the dragon army has arrived to fight for Scotland, come on everybody join me!

Bowuigi prompt feat Luigi and Roy bonding experience™️

Two months after he's been kidnapped and held hostage in a strange world and had his life changed forever, Luigi is facing a kind of internal crisis. He's trying to find romance

The problem is his brain keeps on focusing on a certain koopa king, and he can not figure out why.

He thinks he's under some kind of hypnosis at first, making him think of these things, but unfortunately, for Luigi, he finds himself under a different kind of spell. Not only is Bowser hot, but he's also realizing why he never wanted to get a girlfriend.

Luigi suddenly realizes he's bisexual and PANICS cause he's afraid that nobody would accept him for who he is.

Fortunately, Roy Koopa hears his troubles and comes to the rescue and reveals to Luigi that he, too, is bisexual.

Also, they bond over acting feminine and crossdressing

As the two grow closer, Luigi talks more about his insecurities, while Roy finally has the courage to reveal to Luigi about his not so great childhood and running away from an abusive household.

Roy, with the help of Wendy, wants to set Luigi up with Bowser on a date, but problem is they're afraid the other koopalings might ruin it so they keep it secret.

As you can tell, hilarious shenanigans ensue, and the date is surprisingly a success. Luigi, thanks Roy for all the crap he's done. Roy thinks the two of them should hang out more often, and Luigi agrees

Bowuigi prompt where Bowser entrusts Luigi with his adoptive son Ludwig to babysit for the night, and the two have a heart-to-heart conversation, that quickly turns into a bonding moment.

Luigi:So uh, do you have a type of woman that you're attracted to?

Ludwig:*whispering to himself* muscular men

Luigi:*thinking about Bowser* yeah I get the appeal

"°•☁️ And there you'd be

Shining brightly... ✨️☄️•°"

"step further and I'll make you fertilizer"

I ended up creating a masterpiece. Why does Infinite's theme fit so well.

I JUST REALIZED THIS LIKE IM DYING SJHSVAVSVSVGSGSJSK 🤣💀

This music sounds like a horror film where games inside of an arcade suddenly come to life and start chasing you.

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

Pokemon Violet with absolutely zero context.