Stop Everything You're Doing And Look At The Arabian Sand Boa. You're Welcome.

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It's cozy!

mutuals do this with me

Apparently the Internet is a small place

Hot damn

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

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playing his dress up games

Writing dionysus as this guy with bleached hair who owns one pair of socks, emotionally unloads at a food truck guy after a night of clubbing, and gets immediately parasocial with a rock star after hearing 1 song is god-tier characterization

no idea about the context for this scene cuz I haven't watched s2 yet but I imagine this is exactly what happened :)

based on this Columbo gem:

Shoebill

I absolutely agree

Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal

His first instinct was to pick up the skull and my first instinct was to yell *out loud* NO DAVID DON'T TOUCH THOSE!

u can see the exact moment he realises what he's doing im fucking crying