here Padawan Maul and later, Jedi Master in traditional robe… holy shit, he was a funny ass looking kid.
🎥 with ani? I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.
OH MY LORDY LORDY ANI MAKES THE BEST SEX TAPES CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE (pornstar!ani in a different universe I'm not kidding)
also mentions of hardcore porn below please don't take anything I write super seriously, I'm just being gross <3
anakin x fem!reader 18+ below the cut nsfw emoji ask game
🎥 filming or making a sexy movie
✧ anakins a freak as i discuss in every single post I make about my baby boy
✧ and when he pulls out a camera and suggests the idea it doesn't even shock you. i mean at first, you think he just wants to film something vanilla until he brings out the props. cuffs, a bit of rope and a gag. he wants to make a hardcore porno with you, in the grossest way possible.
✧ he wants to get the angles right and everything making sure to put your body on display for when he rewatches it.
✧ the shitty camera quality really brings out the porno vibes in it and anakin loves it, the more realistic the better I guess. he likes to record you sucking him off while he talks dirty to you. (bonus points if you got messy makeup on) that's his favourite thing to wank to at a later date.
✧ next he ties you up against the headboard and films every inch of your gorgeous body. maybe you're gagged too if you're into that. he takes a few different shots of him fucking you. pov shots and from the side. when he watches it later on he loves pretending like it's actually happening. seeing you from different angles is also a treat for him. seeing his pretty girl from another point of view is his favourite. feeds those perverted desires even more.
✧ when he's done fucking you dumb and has you drooling all over the pillows he records the cum leaking out of your swollen pussy. breeding kink go brrrrrr
✧ speaking of jizz, he's definitely gonna give you a face load of his cum and take a few photos of the shiny liquid coating your face. if you get lucky he'll set up the camera to watch him lick it gently from your cheeks. it's absolutely disgusting but kinda hot as well
✧ anakin would also never refuse you if you requested to make one where he was being submissive. he'll let you do whatever your heart desires to make him look like a porn star for you. i mean he kind of owes it to you after the shit he's recorded you doing.
✧ when you find the time to you make anakin into the most submissive man in the world. you film yourself sitting on his face and edging him till he's whimpering, drooling and calling you mommy. he'd be a perfect twinky-ass sub for you <3
✧ even though i made this super pOrNy i believe that he'd also film soft sex with you too. that shit makes him horny and feel happy. it reminds both of you how much you love each other when you're apart and it can be really sweet when you catch those intimate moments on camera. especially the quiet "I love you's" you exchange throughout it.
✧ after you finish filming part of your aftercare is watching the video back and giggling together before falling asleep.
WE GET AN ANSWER FOR WHY THE JEDI ONLY USE LIGHTSABERS INSTEAD OF KYBER BOMBS OR BLASTERS!! Because they’re not here to be more powerful. They’re here to stand up against the dark. They deliberately chose a weapon that takes control and intention to wield because that’s the Jedi’s whole purpose. You don’t just blast away at your opponent. You choose your moves carefully, you follow the flow of the Force, you train for a lifetime for the moment that you fight against someone. That the Jedi are showing, again and again, they do not want to rule over others, they do not want to be the most powerful force in the galaxy. They could be that but they don’t. Because they want to be protectors, not conquerors. And I love love love this explanation. It’s so Jedi but also it’s like “yeah we thought of that and didn’t want to be that kind of people, so we stay with the lightsaber because it means everything of who we are”.
downsides of anakin working with ahsoka in the rebellion: she's not 14 anymore
plus sides: leia, on the other hand, is
(ko-fi requests are open!)
star wars rebel AU
so… Star Wars is one of those things where I love it so much because of the way the story turned out, but at the same time I have a million AUs for how I also wish it could have gone.
I-I just really want one where Anakin doesn’t turn/turns back early and ends up as a leader of the Rebel Alliance (the Jedi Order having still been destroyed), while Padme remains on Coruscant as a senate spy to leak intel to the rebels. of course, they’re separated to the public eye, and end up with one twin each… so ~*~THE SPOILER ~*~ is still a spoiler for Luke, it just happens earlier haha. and I love the potential dynamic of switching the twins around… X)
crosshair and anakin would be smoking buddies :) modern au!
Here to torture all of y'all on Tumblr too!! Here's all of Domino squad as tubies (baby clones)!!! Fives got a marker and Cutup wants a bite 🤦🏼♀️💖
Credit for the doodles on Hevy and Droidbait goes to @meridiansdominoes !! I used the boy's future armor designs from the Dominoes fic for reference!! 🤲🏻💕💖
A/N: Ok, It has come to my attention that Anakin is a night owl and Obi Wan is most definitely a morning person. (Ewww but I still love him!) Anyways, I’m doing headcannons for spending that time of day with them, enjoy!)
-Anakin’s bed time is roughly 2 in the morning
-Honestly he has no sleep schedule
-Anakin finds that he has to most motivation to build and tinker with his droids late at night
-Sometimes he’ll even wake up just because he has an idea that he has to try out
- “Go back to sleep baby, I just need to try something real quick. R2 is going to love this new adjustment!” He’ll say as he leaps out of bed
-If you’re not to tired, sometimes you sit next to him and watch him tinker, fascinated by the way his nimble fingers move, flesh and mechanical.
-You also always ask a million questions about what he’s doing, but he never seems to mind.
- “What does that do?”
“That’s the on switch.”
“Oh, And that one?”
“That’s his mute button.”
“We should get you one of those!” You say playfully as you give him a kiss on the cheek.
-As we all know, 1 AM is the absolute best time for random dance parties, and Anakin lives by that rule
-The two of you will just turn on some space tunes and jam out
-occasionally dance offs ensue
-Be warned, he has moves!
-But if it’s a more quite night, you guys will turn on some slow, romantic tunes before dancing your way out onto the balcony
- “you’re so beautiful.” He tells you as the two of you sway together, his arms wrapped around your waist. He is always in awe of how the moonlight illuminates your features
-You feel your face heat and you hide in the crook of his neck, listening to him chuckle at your action
-If its a clear, starry night, you two will order the equivalent to a space pizza and sit under the night sky, marveling at her beauty.
-You’ll compete with him to see who can name more stars
- “How many of those will you go to with me?” You ask referring to the stars.
He smiles at you, “All of them.”
-When you guys finally go to bed, you fall asleep rather quickly
-Anakin will cuddle you tightly against his chest while you let his steady heartbeat lull you to sleep.
-If Anakin wakes up because of a nightmare, you are always there to comfort him
-You’ll hold him tightly in your arms and stroke his soft hair while you tell him soothing things
-You always look forward to nights with Anakin!