Im Bored

Me: OMG ASSASSINS CREED 3 IS AMAZING CNOSNCKD

Me after finishing the game 24 hours later: lol Satan is that you?

@isle-of-hot-ass-men this took way too long but it is finally here!

(”There” is the cementery just to let you know)

I did not do anything for Desmond’s birthday and then I got this ask and I made it into angst, sorry.

Back to uni like

I dont have Ezio merchandise so I improvised

“It’s over, isn’t it? 

Isn’t it? Isn’t it over?

 It’s over isn’t it? 

Isn’t it? Isn’t it over? 

You won (points at a sign that says EZIO) 

And they chose you 

And they loved you 

Now he’s (goes back to Connor) gone. 

(Fingers drag against glossy poster making screeching sound)

 It’s over isn’t it? 

Why Can’t I move on?”

I’m sure Cesare would take care of him in a much more graphic fashion if he ever discovered Leonardo’s treachery but then again he might consider the hanging a nice throwback. I’m not sorry

the kenway trio going camping what could go wrong

Im a cop now

Sef: Why does mom wear makeup?

Altaïr: To look pretty.

Sef: But she’s already pretty.

Altaïr: Aww.

Sef: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Reblog this or die.

Dean and Cas:

Sam: