I'm Listening To Malevolent For The First Time And I'm On Episode 2 And I Have To Ask.

If you eat a vampire is it cannibalism?

They are basically undead humans with super powers.

Is the inverse the same?

Spoilers for Malevolent Parts 8-12

What the actual f**k were these last episodes? This dude had a child who is most definitely dead. John's losing it. Arthur's losing it. John's a fragment of some yellow dude??? These two have almost died like ten times in the past three episodes. Worms part two electric boogaloo. Man you have to wonder what the cop dude was thinking right before he got shot like three seconds after Arthur warned him. Arthur has committed another murder. Also what's up with the yellow dude and old women? Is john afraid of old women? He's usually so good at descriptions but the second he sees an old woman he just defaults to 'her skin is sagging' like that's not a normal thing with old people. Also these two need to talk and make better decisions; Arthurs at the hotel and he's like hey this kinda sucks I want to leave and john basically calls him a wimp and Arthur's like well I can't take this lying down and then fails to impersonate a cultist not once but TWICE!!! Then when John realizes that this is a bad idea and wants to back out Arthur just goes on right ahead because he started this thing and now he has to finish it. These guys are idiots. I can't wait to listen to the second season.

If you write a book on the problems of deforestation and then you publish that book doesn't that make you part of the problem for deforestation?

This is a genuine question.

This looks like something rop gil-gilad would wear.

I am so pissed off and happy. The answer to two of my problems was so freaking simple it took ONE freaking fix it literally changing my mic to monitor only to monitor off. It took me like 7 hours to figure it out. I'm freaking pissed.

My ears feel like they should be bleeding but now that isn't a problem.

Why are all the tutorials for OBS like 6 years old there is no gear icon you soggy Pringles!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

WHY!

Olms are like eldritch axolotls.

WAIT HALLMARK MOVIES ARE MADE BY THE CARD COMPANY????

This whole time I thought that there was a director named Hallmark who was famous for making really bad Christmas movies and thus the name Hallmark movies.

Why do people describe the feeling of their foot falling asleep as static it feels more like there's sand in my shoes even though I'm not wearing any. And that's when I feel something usually it's just numb till the feeling comes back.

The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.

Eggpire: we're going to kill you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady

Eggpire: well sh*t.

Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*

@martuzzio for your space outlaw au (which I love by the way) you know our resident mumbo k jumbo. What would happen in a situation where he just sort of snaps. Would he live up to the k in his name? Because I feel like that would be terrifying to anyone who's on the receiving end of his wrath and the other hermit's who probably either haven't seen him angry or rarely do.