Batman Vs Technoblade

The red banquet was actually really funny when you think about it. Cuz it was just like ah but we have our own surprise.

Eggpire: we're going to kill you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have weapons in this here chest

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise we have a traitor on our side

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have bombs

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is resistant to bombs

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we can smite the egg with lighting

Eggpire: ah but we have our own surprise the egg is to powerful for your puny lighting and we're executing you

Guests: ah but we have our own surprise we have the three most powerful people on the server on our side and an angry sheep lady

Eggpire: well sh*t.

Meanwhile Ranboo watching this whole thing from the rafters: *insert random endermen sounds that probably mean something*

Carbon is in all living things as far as I'm aware. When you burn something organic its carbon gets released into the atmosphere. Gasoline is made up of dead dinosaurs. We burn it to fuel our motorized vehicles.

We're breathing in dead people.

What's the singular for scissors?

Cuz it's like. I have scissors, there's scissors over there, I need a pair of scissors, can you get me the bucket of scissors etc.

Is it scissor, scissy-... Wait... Hold on... Oh.

Ex: can you get me the scissor bucket.

Nevermind. I'm just stupid.

We're all hollow.

This looks like something rop gil-gilad would wear.

Why is there no fanart of gojo as a skeleton? This is a missed opportunity.

Hey. So I never owned a furby but what if the reason they were so creepy is because they're highly social creatures that need another one of their kind to function and without it they sort of lose it and try to gain a pseudo companionship with us but due to a difference in behavior and social standards it led to a depressive mental spiral that continued until it died.

WAIT HALLMARK MOVIES ARE MADE BY THE CARD COMPANY????

This whole time I thought that there was a director named Hallmark who was famous for making really bad Christmas movies and thus the name Hallmark movies.

Foxes scream which means that in the song what does the fox say it isn't ming ming ming it was AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I will steal your socks and souls.